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Coyote Ugly
Jan 14, 2020 13:35:35   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
This Old Navy Chief heard the new guys talking about Coyote Ugly.
"What's that?"
"That's when you wake up in the morning and see your arm trapped under a really ugly women, so ugly you chew off your arm to get away."
"Bull! I always leave a 5th where I can reach it in the morning. That way I just start drinking until she looks good again."
A lot of the chiefs I knew in the Navy were "Hard Core."

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Jan 14, 2020 13:40:50   #
Roughneck Loc: Lake Weiss, Centre, Al
 
I hear you old salt. Smart move to retain an arm and extend the fun.

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Jan 14, 2020 20:15:37   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
audigger53 wrote:
This Old Navy Chief heard the new guys talking about Coyote Ugly.
"What's that?"
"That's when you wake up in the morning and see your arm trapped under a really ugly women, so ugly you chew off your arm to get away."
"Bull! I always leave a 5th where I can reach it in the morning. That way I just start drinking until she looks good again."
A lot of the chiefs I knew in the Navy were "Hard Core."


So hey Digger a lot of the chiefs you knew in the Navy were hard core.....meaning both arms had been CHEWED off?

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Jan 14, 2020 23:23:09   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
Nope but most were Hard Core Drinkers. LOL

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Jan 14, 2020 23:32:24   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
I been around Military all my life. I know what you mean. Now it’s a little different. My Son is in Air Force currently. They were not even allowed tobacco of any kind during basic. They can barely drink if at all until after Tech School these days. I think it’s great.

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