God’s Plan For Ageing
Jan 14, 2020 12:57:36 #
Thought this was good, so I am posting here for you guys and gals. Hope you enjoy.
Most seiners never get enough exercise. In his wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys, and other things., thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In his wisdom He made seniors loose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls to nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best interest even tho you mutter under your breath.
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky lanky, and they can’t tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Guys give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
Don’t ignore this message. This is your only warning.
Most seiners never get enough exercise. In his wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys, and other things., thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In his wisdom He made seniors loose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls to nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best interest even tho you mutter under your breath.
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky lanky, and they can’t tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Guys give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
Don’t ignore this message. This is your only warning.
Jan 14, 2020 13:01:18 #
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Jan 14, 2020 13:26:03 #
For #1, you forgot the Ice Cream. Then you can hope it cools you off. Never happens but you hope.
Jan 14, 2020 14:18:16 #
audigger53 wrote:
For #1, you forgot the Ice Cream. Then you can hope it cools you off. Never happens but you hope.
In the rootbeer float.
Jan 14, 2020 14:21:47 #
A can of Solarcaine spray might
be more effective ? Supposedly
helps to 'soothe the burn' !
be more effective ? Supposedly
helps to 'soothe the burn' !
Jan 15, 2020 08:48:25 #
audigger53 wrote:
Depends on how you use the ice cream Audigger. It's all in the application!For #1, you forgot the Ice Cream. Then you can hope it cools you off. Never happens but you hope.
Jan 15, 2020 08:51:09 #
Graywulff wrote:
Depends on how you use the ice cream Audigger. It's all in the application!
Whip cream and a cherry to top it off.
Jan 15, 2020 08:54:55 #
EasternOZ wrote:
That might even be better E as long as the cherry is pitted and no stem.Whip cream and a cherry to top it off.
Jan 15, 2020 08:59:35 #
Graywulff wrote:
That might even be better E as long as the cherry is pitted and no stem.
Always pitted as for the stem, what are ya gonna tie in a not with your tongue?
Jan 15, 2020 09:08:44 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Always pitted as for the stem, what are ya gonna tie in a not with your tongue?
If the whipped cream is to put out the fire I ain't goin anywhere near it with my tongue!
Jan 15, 2020 09:15:31 #
Graywulff wrote:
If the whipped cream is to put out the fire I ain't goin anywhere near it with my tongue!
I got off track.
I was thinking building the fire.
Jan 15, 2020 10:07:46 #
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