Dirty Bird!
Jan 12, 2020 18:12:38 #
Fishinmaniac
Loc: SW Washington
One day, a woman went to a pet store and saw a parrot being sold for $5.
“Why are you selling the parrot for $5? “ The woman asked the pet store owner, “That is quite cheap.”
“Well, Madam,” replied the owner. “The parrot used to live in a brothel and used to say a lot of dirty things.”
Her curiosity piqued, the woman decided to buy the parrot, took him home, and hung his cage by the door. As soon as the woman uncovered the cage, the parrot said: “New house, new madam!”
The woman was amused because the parrot did not say anything so far.
Later on, the woman’s two daughters came home from school and the parrot said: “New house, new madam, new girls!”
The woman and her two daughters laughed.
Soon afterwards, the woman’s husband James got home from work, and the parrot said:
“Hi, James!”
“Why are you selling the parrot for $5? “ The woman asked the pet store owner, “That is quite cheap.”
“Well, Madam,” replied the owner. “The parrot used to live in a brothel and used to say a lot of dirty things.”
Her curiosity piqued, the woman decided to buy the parrot, took him home, and hung his cage by the door. As soon as the woman uncovered the cage, the parrot said: “New house, new madam!”
The woman was amused because the parrot did not say anything so far.
Later on, the woman’s two daughters came home from school and the parrot said: “New house, new madam, new girls!”
The woman and her two daughters laughed.
Soon afterwards, the woman’s husband James got home from work, and the parrot said:
“Hi, James!”
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plumbob wrote:
It'll never go to trial. James will be no longer able to testify!Darn Whistleblower. Impeach the bird instead.
Jan 13, 2020 00:10:48 #
Jan 13, 2020 06:13:38 #
Will the parrot have to raise his right-wing in court?
Jan 13, 2020 07:40:51 #
Jan 13, 2020 22:01:24 #
A store keep had a male parrot that all day he gave verses from the bible and prayed. A lady came in and saw the parrot doing his thing and told the store keep that her female parrot bounced around the cage and cussed up a storm. The lady asked the store keep if she could bring her parrot to the store and put them together and maybe hers would learn how to act and stop cussing. The lady did so and when the store keeps parrot saw the other parrot he yelled out "Thank God my prayers have been answered".
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