Priceless
Jan 8, 2020 14:42:30 #
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid."
Jan 8, 2020 14:51:23 #
EasternOZ wrote:
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True story? I can’t stop laughing!!
Jan 8, 2020 14:54:37 #
It sounds like something my Dad and or several Uncles would have said, along with my Father in-law.
Jan 8, 2020 18:19:05 #
Jan 9, 2020 12:25:14 #
bassman57
Loc: Kinston, NC
Lol, that's classic!! Might use that one myself if the opportunity ever comes available! Tight lines!
Jan 9, 2020 12:44:29 #
EasternOZ wrote:
And several of your friends. LMAO again.It sounds like something my Dad and or several Uncles would have said, along with my Father in-law.
Jan 9, 2020 21:28:42 #
Jan 9, 2020 22:30:54 #
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