Son of a !*%#
Dec 31, 2019 13:19:43 #
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'
Dec 31, 2019 13:23:12 #
oldsalt wrote:
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, ... (show quote)
And we can all assume that that is a fairy tale right? What self respecting husband would crawl in next his wife without at least offering her a cup of coffee first?
Dec 31, 2019 15:22:05 #
Dec 31, 2019 15:37:23 #
That's a good one. I went fishing one day had a flat tire on the way. Wife drives by blows the horn and keeps going. I call her and ask why she didn't stop. She said "Got a huge sale at Wal Mart."
Well if we're going to tell a whopper. I'm going to jump in
Well if we're going to tell a whopper. I'm going to jump in
Dec 31, 2019 16:48:55 #
Ron620DVS
Loc: Guntersville Alabama
I see that you guys are in the "Holiday Spirit" early, I can't wait until midnight. Please keep up the good work..
Dec 31, 2019 16:59:54 #
Dec 31, 2019 17:02:49 #
Gordon wrote:
And could that be because midnight is always at the Oasis?Whats midnight. Haven,t seen that in about 20 years. AWAKE
Dec 31, 2019 18:23:09 #
Dec 31, 2019 19:09:46 #
Gordon please don't tell us you have dinner at 4:30 at the Horn and Horn or Stucky's and call it a night.
Dec 31, 2019 19:25:51 #
No. Just had fried catfish at seven. Will watch some football. And go night night at about 10.:00
Dec 31, 2019 19:34:35 #
Okay then you are not ready for the Gezer alert.
10pm is a late night for me also unless something keeps the eyes open on TV.
10pm is a late night for me also unless something keeps the eyes open on TV.
Dec 31, 2019 19:46:02 #
Jan 1, 2020 00:48:07 #
Jan 1, 2020 07:37:51 #
Raw Dawg Ron
Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
Whispers in the night. Whoa hold on, messing up my dreams. No more nightmares, jest good dreams!
Jan 1, 2020 11:01:08 #
oldsalt wrote:
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, ... (show quote)
That’s a good one Old Salt.
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