He told me this when I was 18.
1) No matter what you believe, join the party that has power where you live.
If you want that pothole fixed outside, you better be a Republican talking to a Republican or a Democrat talking to a Democrat, or it won't be done. They don't know you didn't v**e for them.
2) Always v**e in the primary. That's the only time you can chose between Apples and Oranges.
The third one tells you what he thought of Politicians.
3) Always v**e against Incumbents.
That way when they learn how to steal and get away with it, they are out of office.
That's all I am going to say about Politics on the Forum. Hope it made you smile.
More funny jokes please.
LOL
OK I'll post another one then. ;)
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
A very successful bar/restaurant owner once told me that he never talked about religion or politics while he was behind the bar. I would think that was a wise choice he made.
I agree with that statement. Even with sober people you can get into trouble, let alone with Drunks.
A few years back I had a campaign sign in my front yard. It said: "Winnie the Pooh for President." He got a few write ins. His platform was "A dime will still be a dime in a candy store."
My personal thought (and favorite bumper-sticker)....."Don't RE-ELECT ANYBODY "
I keep wondering: What if the sky actually is falling? Would it be too late to call the broker and yell "Sell Sky!"
The broker would answer your call on the way down, like 1929. LOL
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