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My Dad's rules for Politics
Dec 31, 2019 08:15:13   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
He told me this when I was 18.
1) No matter what you believe, join the party that has power where you live.
If you want that pothole fixed outside, you better be a Republican talking to a Republican or a Democrat talking to a Democrat, or it won't be done. They don't know you didn't v**e for them.
2) Always v**e in the primary. That's the only time you can chose between Apples and Oranges.

The third one tells you what he thought of Politicians.
3) Always v**e against Incumbents.
That way when they learn how to steal and get away with it, they are out of office.

That's all I am going to say about Politics on the Forum. Hope it made you smile.

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Dec 31, 2019 08:38:03   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
More funny jokes please.

LOL

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Dec 31, 2019 08:46:45   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
OK I'll post another one then. ;)

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Dec 31, 2019 08:48:23   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
A very successful bar/restaurant owner once told me that he never talked about religion or politics while he was behind the bar. I would think that was a wise choice he made.

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Dec 31, 2019 08:56:10   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
I agree with that statement. Even with sober people you can get into trouble, let alone with Drunks.

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Dec 31, 2019 10:07:28   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
A few years back I had a campaign sign in my front yard. It said: "Winnie the Pooh for President." He got a few write ins. His platform was "A dime will still be a dime in a candy store."

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Jan 1, 2020 11:45:24   #
FixorFish Loc: SW Oregon
 
My personal thought (and favorite bumper-sticker)....."Don't RE-ELECT ANYBODY "

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Jan 1, 2020 12:48:32   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
I keep wondering: What if the sky actually is falling? Would it be too late to call the broker and yell "Sell Sky!"

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Jan 1, 2020 12:50:53   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
The broker would answer your call on the way down, like 1929. LOL

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