The Hearse driver
Dec 30, 2019 18:57:26 #
A man who was a hearse driver found himself driving to the graveyard when all of a sudden he heard a voice from the casket, he said: Hello? and he heard a voice again, terrified he said: What do you want?!?!? and the voice said that he wanted the man to give his family five hundred dollars or that he would haunt him for the rest of his life, so the man said he would, but he was suspicious, he pulled over and opened the casket and found a speaker. The man was going to let it slide, until he arrived at the graveyard and one of the family's kids asked the man where the money was, The man saw all red, he then said, What money? frustrated the kid said, The money that the ghost wanted you to give me. then the man said: Oh, that yeah, here's your speaker.... and the kid didn't talk to the man for the rest of the service.
Dec 30, 2019 19:04:57 #
CDB I hate to be the one to tell you, but this one was just on here a couple of days ago. Where you been? Fishing I hope. And not that old timer's. Still funny.
Dec 30, 2019 19:19:10 #
Well I haven't been fishing I have been trying to sell some roosters, and I haven't ripped off someone else's joke on purpose, I hope no else reads it.
Dec 30, 2019 19:23:47 #
Sorry you weren't fishing. Did you sell any roosters? Oh, you know everybody's gonna read it. So get ready.
Dec 30, 2019 19:33:14 #
Dec 30, 2019 19:33:32 #
Dec 30, 2019 19:53:03 #
Nor nearly as funny but at least you won't have to take any crap for it.
Dec 30, 2019 20:07:51 #
Dec 31, 2019 10:00:04 #
CDB is awsome wrote:
Well I haven't been fishing I have been trying to sell some roosters, and I haven't ripped off someone else's joke on purpose, I hope no else reads it.
Aaaargh! Too late! I already read it...But I missed it the other day, so I think we are okay here.
What kind of roosters?
Dec 31, 2019 10:25:40 #
It’s my first time reading it too if that helps your day go by.
roosters aka soup chickens!
roosters aka soup chickens!
Dec 31, 2019 14:03:05 #
CDB is awsome wrote:
Well I haven't been fishing I have been trying to sell some roosters, and I haven't ripped off someone else's joke on purpose, I hope no else reads it.
I read it; but missed it the first time around somehow.
(Or maybe forgot ...??)
Dec 31, 2019 16:14:29 #
Barred Rock roosters to answer your question.
Dec 31, 2019 17:00:38 #
Barred Rock chickens are neat looking birds. Some good fly feathers there.
Dec 31, 2019 18:55:11 #
Dec 31, 2019 19:08:35 #
That’s what I said soup chickens lol what else are roosters good for?!?
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