the lost wives
Dec 27, 2019 16:53:41 #
I was in Walmart pushin my cart around when I collided with a young man.
I said "Sorry bout that,guess I wasn't payin attention.I'have become separated from my wife and I was lookin for her"The young guy said"That's okay.I'm lookin for my wife too.I can't find her and I'm getting worried".I said"Well mayhaps we can help each other.Tell me,what does your wife look like"?
The young guy said "Well, she is 24 years old,5 foot four,blonde hair,big blue eyes,long long legs,and she is wearin tight white shorts,a halter top and no bra.What does your wife look like"?
I replied"Doesn't matter,lets just look for yours!!"
Us old guys are helpful like that
I said "Sorry bout that,guess I wasn't payin attention.I'have become separated from my wife and I was lookin for her"The young guy said"That's okay.I'm lookin for my wife too.I can't find her and I'm getting worried".I said"Well mayhaps we can help each other.Tell me,what does your wife look like"?
The young guy said "Well, she is 24 years old,5 foot four,blonde hair,big blue eyes,long long legs,and she is wearin tight white shorts,a halter top and no bra.What does your wife look like"?
I replied"Doesn't matter,lets just look for yours!!"
Us old guys are helpful like that
Dec 27, 2019 17:00:44 #
badbobby wrote:
I wanna go to your Walmart! The one here ain't that exciting.I was in Walmart pushin my cart around when I coll... (show quote)
Dec 27, 2019 17:03:48 #
Dec 27, 2019 17:09:29 #
Smokypig wrote:
Did he mention whether she enjoys losing a hickie contest?
you guys need to have cleaner thoughts
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Dec 27, 2019 17:24:08 #
If you find the blonde Bobby, your wife will find you, problem solved!
Dec 27, 2019 17:37:31 #
flyguy wrote:
If you find the blonde Bobby, your wife will find you, problem solved!
might create a bigger problem
Dec 27, 2019 17:58:47 #
badbobby wrote:
RIGHT! I not so old that I don't like looking at the menu. Can't order from it but it's nice to read!you guys need to have cleaner thoughts
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Dec 27, 2019 18:08:29 #
Graywulff wrote:
RIGHT! I not so old that I don't like looking at the menu. Can't order from it but it's nice to read!
Braille?
Dec 27, 2019 19:51:58 #
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Dec 28, 2019 21:43:18 #
Jim Sargent
Loc: Payson, AZ
Greywulff, this thread reminds me of a story. We are one of three couples that get together for an excursion each fall. About six years ago we floated the San Juan in southern Utah. Our guide was a Navajo boy about thirty years old. As soon as we got on the raft he pulled off his shirt. He was maybe 6'3", no body fat, and long coal black hair down to his waist. You should have seen the expressions on our three wives, all in their late sixties or early seventies. He played to the girls the whole trip. Helped them in and out of the boat when we stopped at petroglyphs, ruins, etc. Made them little handmade figures out of the reeds along the river. We three husbands were cracking up. Rather than be jealous we just figured " a good time tonight."
Dec 28, 2019 21:57:56 #
That's a great story Jim. The Navajo people around here have really come out of their shell. A lot of the kids are going to school and the tribe is beginning to join the 21st century and yet still keep their culture. Very interesting and entertaining people.
Dec 28, 2019 23:33:34 #
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it the Navajo who sent messages in their native language during WW2. None of our enemies could decipher the messages because none knew their language.
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