husband jokes
Dec 26, 2019 17:21:37 #
Husband: "Want a quickie?"
Wife: "As opposed to what?"
My husband said he wanted more space.
So I locked him outside.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
Wife: "As opposed to what?"
My husband said he wanted more space.
So I locked him outside.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
Dec 26, 2019 18:25:06 #
I don't get to hear that when I go fishing. It's the other way around for me.
Dec 26, 2019 18:57:57 #
badbobby wrote:
Husband: "Want a quickie?" br br Wife: ... (show quote)
Bobby, if you weren't so MARRIED you'd be a popular guy with the ladies for this one.
Dec 26, 2019 20:21:20 #
Ill keep them from my wife. I dont want her to DIE laughing. She hasn't cooked supper yet.
Dec 26, 2019 20:22:16 #
Dec 26, 2019 22:05:42 #
Dec 27, 2019 10:46:15 #
Dec 27, 2019 15:28:27 #
Graywulff wrote:
Bobby, if you weren't so MARRIED you'd be a popular guy with the ladies for this one.
and what makes you figger I ain't popular with the ladies anyhow?
Dec 27, 2019 15:29:33 #
Gordon wrote:
Ill keep them from my wife. I dont want her to DIE laughing. She hasn't cooked supper yet.
good Idea gordo
safer that way
and you don't go to bed hungry
Dec 27, 2019 15:31:01 #
Gordon wrote:
Got to be careful of the Big Bad Wulff. LOL
think mayhaps ol wulffy is callin you chicken Gordo
Dec 27, 2019 15:53:09 #
Dec 27, 2019 19:57:57 #
Dec 27, 2019 20:59:07 #
How to tell who loves you most, lock your wife and you're dog in the trunk for an hour, when opened up it's going to be obvious who loves you more.
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