Fishing Stage - Forum
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register
General Chit-Chat (non-fishing talk)
Another Mental Hospital
Page 1 of 3 next> last>>
Dec 23, 2019 14:46:01   #
campbellclan Loc: Levy Co. Florida
 
Bob was driving down the road when he had a blow out. He pulled over to change the tire. Just as he started to put on the good tire the hubcap where he put the lugnuts in got pushed into the canal. Next to the canal was a fence for the local Mental Hospital. Bob started walking around, what am I going to do now, the nearest auto parts store was about ten miles away. On the other side of the fence was a man from the hospital. He yelled over to Bob and ask what was wrong? The Bob told him that all the lugnuts fell into the canal. The man told Bob to take one lug nut from the other three wheels and put them on that wheel. Bob said,"That is brilliant,your not not crazy, why are you in the Mental Hospital". The guy on the other side of the fence said,

"O yes I am, I'm crazy but I'm not stupid"

Reply
Dec 23, 2019 15:22:38   #
ghstdog006
 
THATS A GOOD ONE !

Reply
Dec 23, 2019 16:11:07   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Burn baby burn

Reply
 
 
Dec 23, 2019 17:15:14   #
Garry Loc: Wellborn, Florida
 
Hehehe!!!

Reply
Dec 23, 2019 17:20:28   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Bob have a second name?

Reply
Dec 23, 2019 17:39:21   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
Oldie but goodie. Heard it almost 60 years ago, but still good. ;)

Reply
Dec 23, 2019 17:41:48   #
campbellclan Loc: Levy Co. Florida
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Bob have a second name?


I take the 5th

Reply
 
 
Dec 23, 2019 18:08:42   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
campbellclan wrote:
I take the 5th


Agh come on now that leaves to much to ones imagination.

Reply
Dec 23, 2019 18:14:18   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
Scotch or Cognac? VSOP for the Cognac, Remy Martin for me, if I was still drinking. For the 5th. LOL

Reply
Dec 23, 2019 18:37:01   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Query; I was looking through
the member list looking for
Texas members, when I couldn't help but notice that out of the
first thirty members listed,
seven listed their locations as
'in hiding' ! Really ?!? Who/what are they hiding from ? Ex-
wives/ex-girlfriends ? Girl-
friends' husbands/boyfriends/
fathers/brothers ? The law ? The
IRS ? ALL of you under witness protection ? - Mmmm ! Ver-r-ry
interesting ! Can't help but be very curious on THIS subject !

Reply
Dec 23, 2019 19:05:39   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Should have got one off the spare so he would have had 4.

Reply
 
 
Dec 23, 2019 19:12:14   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Gordon wrote:
Should have got one off the spare so he would have had 4.


And the one behind the steering wheel makes 5.

LOL

Reply
Dec 23, 2019 19:27:01   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
The one behind the steering wheel is me. I am a nut. LOL

Reply
Dec 23, 2019 19:42:00   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Oldie, but a goodie!

Reply
Dec 23, 2019 19:59:56   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Gordon wrote:
The one behind the steering wheel is me. I am a nut. LOL


With a lot of water on the ground and more coming.

Looks wet over there on the news.

Reply
Page 1 of 3 next> last>>
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
General Chit-Chat (non-fishing talk)
FishingStage.com - Forum
Copyright 2018-2024 IDF International Technologies, Inc.