Bob was driving down the road when he had a blow out. He pulled over to change the tire. Just as he started to put on the good tire the hubcap where he put the lugnuts in got pushed into the canal. Next to the canal was a fence for the local Mental Hospital. Bob started walking around, what am I going to do now, the nearest auto parts store was about ten miles away. On the other side of the fence was a man from the hospital. He yelled over to Bob and ask what was wrong? The Bob told him that all the lugnuts fell into the canal. The man told Bob to take one lug nut from the other three wheels and put them on that wheel. Bob said,"That is brilliant,your not not crazy, why are you in the Mental Hospital". The guy on the other side of the fence said,
"O yes I am, I'm crazy but I'm not stupid"
Oldie but goodie. Heard it almost 60 years ago, but still good. ;)
campbellclan wrote:
I take the 5th
Agh come on now that leaves to much to ones imagination.
Scotch or Cognac? VSOP for the Cognac, Remy Martin for me, if I was still drinking. For the 5th. LOL
Query; I was looking through
the member list looking for
Texas members, when I couldn't help but notice that out of the
first thirty members listed,
seven listed their locations as
'in hiding' ! Really ?!? Who/what are they hiding from ? Ex-
wives/ex-girlfriends ? Girl-
friends' husbands/boyfriends/
fathers/brothers ? The law ? The
IRS ? ALL of you under witness protection ? - Mmmm ! Ver-r-ry
interesting ! Can't help but be very curious on THIS subject !
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
Should have got one off the spare so he would have had 4.
Gordon wrote:
Should have got one off the spare so he would have had 4.
And the one behind the steering wheel makes 5.
LOL
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
The one behind the steering wheel is me. I am a nut. LOL
Gordon wrote:
The one behind the steering wheel is me. I am a nut. LOL
With a lot of water on the ground and more coming.
Looks wet over there on the news.
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