One day a police officer pulled a young woman over for speeding, he asked for her licence, she said she would if she had one, Then he asked for her registration for the car she said she stole the car and murdered the owner and that he was in the trunk if he wanted to see. the officer backed away from the car and called for backup, An older cop arrived and asked the woman to open her trunk, she opened it. and to the surprise of the first cop the trunk was empty, the second cop asked if she had a license, digging into her purse she pulled out her license, The second cop said do you have registration? She showed him her registration, In front of the young lady the second cop looked at the first and asked why he told him that the woman had stole the car and murdered the owner, and the woman said: I bet he even said I was speeding!
CDB is awsome wrote:
One day a police officer pulled a young woman over for speeding, he asked for her licence, she said she would if she had one, Then he asked for her registration for the car she said she stole the car and murdered the owner and that he was in the trunk if he wanted to see. the officer backed away from the car and called for backup, An older cop arrived and asked the woman to open her trunk, she opened it. and to the surprise of the first cop the trunk was empty, the second cop asked if she had a license, digging into her purse she pulled out her license, The second cop said do you have registration? She showed him her registration, In front of the young lady the second cop looked at the first and asked why he told him that the woman had stole the car and murdered the owner, and the wwoman said: I bet he even said I was speeding!
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CDB, I mention this to the Mrs., time will tell if it works.
Ah, she won't either. Got me a keeper here.
It took me a couple of tries, but when I grew up I used a net on this one. So don't give up, drop a line.
Yeah, I'm Already three strikes and out if you know what I mean.
Like I say took me a couple of tries, so yes I know what you mean.
CDB is awsome wrote:
Yeah, I'm Already three strikes and out if you know what I mean.
Don't give up they are still being made.
And that goes for male and females.
Yeah, my hubby thinks I'm a keeper too. I cook, clean do the laundry make pies, fish camp make campfires and Smores. After 53 years I guess I am called a keeper. I'm over 14 inches too...LOLOLOL. Merry Christmas!!🎄
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
CDB is awsome wrote:
One day a police officer pulled a young woman over for speeding, he asked for her licence, she said she would if she had one, Then he asked for her registration for the car she said she stole the car and murdered the owner and that he was in the trunk if he wanted to see. the officer backed away from the car and called for backup, An older cop arrived and asked the woman to open her trunk, she opened it. and to the surprise of the first cop the trunk was empty, the second cop asked if she had a license, digging into her purse she pulled out her license, The second cop said do you have registration? She showed him her registration, In front of the young lady the second cop looked at the first and asked why he told him that the woman had stole the car and murdered the owner, and the woman said: I bet he even said I was speeding!
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Speeding no 2
A woman got pulled over for speeding. The Highway Patrole asks for her license. She says I bet you are going to try to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrolmans Ball. He said Mam Highway Patrolman dont have Balls. Yes he let her go.
If you know what I mean....
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