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Dec 21, 2019 14:48:35   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
One day a police officer pulled a young woman over for speeding, he asked for her licence, she said she would if she had one, Then he asked for her registration for the car she said she stole the car and murdered the owner and that he was in the trunk if he wanted to see. the officer backed away from the car and called for backup, An older cop arrived and asked the woman to open her trunk, she opened it. and to the surprise of the first cop the trunk was empty, the second cop asked if she had a license, digging into her purse she pulled out her license, The second cop said do you have registration? She showed him her registration, In front of the young lady the second cop looked at the first and asked why he told him that the woman had stole the car and murdered the owner, and the woman said: I bet he even said I was speeding!

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Dec 21, 2019 14:55:49   #
Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego
 
Good one.

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Dec 21, 2019 15:25:36   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
CDB is awsome wrote:
One day a police officer pulled a young woman over for speeding, he asked for her licence, she said she would if she had one, Then he asked for her registration for the car she said she stole the car and murdered the owner and that he was in the trunk if he wanted to see. the officer backed away from the car and called for backup, An older cop arrived and asked the woman to open her trunk, she opened it. and to the surprise of the first cop the trunk was empty, the second cop asked if she had a license, digging into her purse she pulled out her license, The second cop said do you have registration? She showed him her registration, In front of the young lady the second cop looked at the first and asked why he told him that the woman had stole the car and murdered the owner, and the wwoman said: I bet he even said I was speeding!
One day a police officer pulled a young woman over... (show quote)


CDB, I mention this to the Mrs., time will tell if it works.

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Dec 21, 2019 15:28:41   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
I wouldn't.

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Dec 21, 2019 15:31:52   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Ah, she won't either. Got me a keeper here.

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Dec 21, 2019 15:35:37   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
I want one of those..

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Dec 21, 2019 15:39:09   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
It took me a couple of tries, but when I grew up I used a net on this one. So don't give up, drop a line.

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Dec 21, 2019 15:44:54   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Yeah, I'm Already three strikes and out if you know what I mean.

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Dec 21, 2019 15:46:49   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Like I say took me a couple of tries, so yes I know what you mean.

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Dec 21, 2019 17:40:21   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
CDB is awsome wrote:
Yeah, I'm Already three strikes and out if you know what I mean.


Don't give up they are still being made.

And that goes for male and females.

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Dec 22, 2019 18:51:24   #
Snoopy73
 
Yeah, my hubby thinks I'm a keeper too. I cook, clean do the laundry make pies, fish camp make campfires and Smores. After 53 years I guess I am called a keeper. I'm over 14 inches too...LOLOLOL. Merry Christmas!!🎄

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Dec 22, 2019 22:21:09   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
CDB is awsome wrote:
One day a police officer pulled a young woman over for speeding, he asked for her licence, she said she would if she had one, Then he asked for her registration for the car she said she stole the car and murdered the owner and that he was in the trunk if he wanted to see. the officer backed away from the car and called for backup, An older cop arrived and asked the woman to open her trunk, she opened it. and to the surprise of the first cop the trunk was empty, the second cop asked if she had a license, digging into her purse she pulled out her license, The second cop said do you have registration? She showed him her registration, In front of the young lady the second cop looked at the first and asked why he told him that the woman had stole the car and murdered the owner, and the woman said: I bet he even said I was speeding!
One day a police officer pulled a young woman over... (show quote)


Speeding no 2
A woman got pulled over for speeding. The Highway Patrole asks for her license. She says I bet you are going to try to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrolmans Ball. He said Mam Highway Patrolman dont have Balls. Yes he let her go.

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Dec 23, 2019 07:17:40   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
That's below the belt

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Dec 23, 2019 07:18:01   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
If you know what I mean....

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Dec 23, 2019 08:08:51   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
CDB is awsome wrote:
If you know what I mean....


He sure did.

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