smokey pig and grey wulff's dilemma: smokey and wulffy stopped at Walmart's in wulffy's car wulffy locked his keys in the car he tries to jimmy the lock while smokey watches finally...

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

smokey and wulffy stopped at Walmart's in wulffy's car
wulffy locked his keys in the car
he tries to jimmy the lock while smokey watches
finally wulffy says"Doggone it,I'll never get the darn thing open!"
smokey replies"Keep tryin wulffy,it looks like it's gonna rain,and the top is down!"

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

That's very nice of smoky to watch wulffy for awhile. Got to let old people think they still got it now and then.

ghost of jonah Loc: algonquin, illinois

already I feel better, keepem comin

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

That story could have had a different outcome with different characters.

Top being down and all.

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

I don't know about Smokey but I am of Eastern European descent. Somewhere in the vicinity of Poland and the other bohemian nations. So I accept the chastisement for the both of us. Smoke is older but for me it's the multiple miles which have prematurely aged me. In other words, I'VE DONE THAT MAN!!!!!

Hooksetter2 Loc: League City, TX

A blonde gal was fishing on the side of a river. After a short time she hears someone calling from the other side of the river. It was another blond gal shouting to her, "How do I get to the other side?" The first blonde gal thinks for a moment, then shouts back, "You are on the OTHER side!"

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

Hooksetter2 wrote:

A blonde gal was fishing on the side of a river. After a short time she hears someone calling from the other side of the river. It was another blond gal shouting to her, "How do I get to the other side?" The first blonde gal thinks for a moment, then shouts back, "You are on the OTHER side!"

That looks like a blonde joke! LMAO.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Graywulff wrote:

That looks like a blonde joke! LMAO.

you know what wulffy?
I believe it was!

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

I really did do that. I locked myself out of my VW one time. Spent the better part of an hour with a coat hanger trying to get in. Guy walked up and asked what I was doing. I told him. He opened the passenger door. The window was rolled down. True story! I just didn't know Bobby and Smokey knew about that.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Graywulff wrote:

I really did do that. I locked myself out of my VW one time. Spent the better part of an hour with a coat hanger trying to get in. Guy walked up and asked what I was doing. I told him. He opened the passenger door. The window was rolled down. True story! I just didn't know Bobby and Smokey knew about that.

guess we have all did some questionable things
at least one or two
I leased a new buick a month ago
has push button starter
I went to Walmart and when I came out and got in the car
I couldnt get it started
spent five minute pushin on the radio button instead of the starter button
sure glad nobody was there to laugh at me

audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD

Bad as the one I heard.
A lady was in a parking lock upset and a guy stopped and asked what was wrong.
"The battery died in my car remote and I can't get the doors open."
He took her keys and unlocked the drivers door and told her to "go down to the auto parts store and get a new battery for the remote". She had never used the key to open the driver door.

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

Sometimes real life is funnier than the stories we concoct. Allen Funt anyone?

campbellclan Loc: Levy Co. Florida

When I lock my keys in my truck I get my wallet out and get my spare key out.

audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD

I have a remote and have it on a different key chain.
Key in one pocket, the remote in the other pocket, as my wife has the other key.

Dennisjj Loc: Kinston N.C.

Did you get it open my friend before it rained.