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Jan 28, 2023 05:54:58   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Today's Bad Joke is brought to you by Steelhead Mickey.

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?













The bobber shop.

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Jan 28, 2023 06:33:02   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Ah yes. Just visited there the other day. Good one Fly and Mickey

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Jan 28, 2023 06:39:11   #
fishyaker Loc: NW Michigan (Lower Peninsula)
 
Good one guys...nice teamwork!

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Jan 28, 2023 06:40:37   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
flyguy wrote:
Today's Bad Joke is brought to you by Steelhead Mickey.

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?













The bobber shop.


I don't go to bobber shop anymore. It self thinning now 👍😊

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Jan 28, 2023 06:58:40   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
flyguy wrote:
Today's Bad Joke is brought to you by Steelhead Mickey.

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?













The bobber shop.


You two been talking to Alexa again haven't you?

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Jan 28, 2023 07:23:50   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
plumbob wrote:
You two been talking to Alexa again haven't you?


No,,,,,,,,,,,,, I kicked her out, she was causing problems, and I eliminated the problem. Marion got jealous, I was spending more time with Alexa than I was with her.

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Jan 28, 2023 07:33:43   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
I don't go to bobber shop anymore. It self thinning now 👍😊


Griz,
"grass don't grow on a well-traveled road"

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Jan 28, 2023 07:33:54   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
flyguy wrote:
No,,,,,,,,,,,,, I kicked her out, she was causing problems, and I eliminated the problem. Marion got jealous, I was spending more time with Alexa than I was with her.


Are you Siri-us?

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Jan 28, 2023 07:34:20   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
fishyaker wrote:
Good one guys...nice teamwork!



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Jan 28, 2023 07:36:37   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
Slimshady wrote:
Ah yes. Just visited there the other day. Good one Fly and Mickey


Thanks Slim!
I did too & the price went up to $17 bucks - $2 for the haircut & $15 for the "finders fee"!!!

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Jan 28, 2023 07:39:06   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
plumbob wrote:
You two been talking to Alexa again haven't you?


Plum,
Mickey never got one of them spyin' devices, he's paranoid enuff!

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Jan 28, 2023 07:52:51   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
flyguy wrote:
No,,,,,,,,,,,,, I kicked her out, she was causing problems, and I eliminated the problem. Marion got jealous, I was spending more time with Alexa than I was with her.


I guess I a guy is gonna have a fling with another woman, make sure her name is Alexa.. that way if you mumble it in your sleep, the wife will think your talking to the talking hockey puck!!

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Jan 28, 2023 08:15:12   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
flyguy wrote:
No,,,,,,,,,,,,, I kicked her out, she was causing problems, and I eliminated the problem. Marion got jealous, I was spending more time with Alexa than I was with her.

I've got enough women in my house. Don't need one that can record everything I say.

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Jan 28, 2023 08:38:57   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Flytier wrote:
I've got enough women in my house. Don't need one that can record everything I say.


LOL!! That's something that every woman can do.. they can even remember things you've never said!!
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Jan 28, 2023 08:49:19   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
flyguy wrote:
No,,,,,,,,,,,,, I kicked her out, she was causing problems, and I eliminated the problem. Marion got jealous, I was spending more time with Alexa than I was with her.


I fired her and she kept saying Oh Noooooo multiple times. She keeps giving me the New Windsor weather for New York. Boy she is so confused.

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