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Jan 25, 2023 09:38:02   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fish who could talk.

The fish said to the man, “I am a magic fish, if you let me go I will grant you one wish.”

The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Okay, I wish all the water in the lake would turn into Guinness Beer.

Poof…! The lake suddenly was filled with Guinness Beer.

The other fisherman immediately became upset at his friend’s wish and scolded him, saying, “Now you've gone and done it. We’ll have to p*ss in the boat.”

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Jan 25, 2023 09:45:26   #
Wolf Bay Loc: Al Gulf Coast
 
Now that is a good one.

I was in Ireland about five years ago and wife and I met a couple from Minneapolis on the tour. He and I hit it off immediately because we both loved Irish music and Guinness beer. We tried our best to drink all the Guinness in Dublin, but fell a few pints short. Those guys from Minneapolis know how to drink and they hold it well.

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Jan 25, 2023 09:57:19   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good one BF!

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Jan 25, 2023 11:02:30   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Got a good laugh out of that one BF. Gonna have to be careful what I wish for

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Jan 25, 2023 11:02:56   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fish who could talk.

The fish said to the man, “I am a magic fish, if you let me go I will grant you one wish.”

The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Okay, I wish all the water in the lake would turn into Guinness Beer.

Poof…! The lake suddenly was filled with Guinness Beer.

The other fisherman immediately became upset at his friend’s wish and scolded him, saying, “Now you've gone and done it. We’ll have to p*ss in the boat.”
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Damn funny, as long as it wouldn’t kill the fish in the lake I’m all in.

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Jan 25, 2023 11:18:54   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fish who could talk.

The fish said to the man, “I am a magic fish, if you let me go I will grant you one wish.”

The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Okay, I wish all the water in the lake would turn into Guinness Beer.

Poof…! The lake suddenly was filled with Guinness Beer.

The other fisherman immediately became upset at his friend’s wish and scolded him, saying, “Now you've gone and done it. We’ll have to p*ss in the boat.”
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Good one bf11!
What was he using for bait?
Gotta target one of those magic fish 🐟 this season!

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Jan 25, 2023 12:47:01   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fish who could talk.

The fish said to the man, “I am a magic fish, if you let me go I will grant you one wish.”

The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Okay, I wish all the water in the lake would turn into Guinness Beer.

Poof…! The lake suddenly was filled with Guinness Beer.

The other fisherman immediately became upset at his friend’s wish and scolded him, saying, “Now you've gone and done it. We’ll have to p*ss in the boat.”
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Hahaha 👍 an beer makes ya pee lol

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Jan 25, 2023 12:49:21   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
Whitey wrote:
Hahaha 👍 an beer makes ya pee lol


Everything is making Mickey pee lately!!!

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Jan 25, 2023 14:28:05   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fish who could talk.

The fish said to the man, “I am a magic fish, if you let me go I will grant you one wish.”

The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Okay, I wish all the water in the lake would turn into Guinness Beer.

Poof…! The lake suddenly was filled with Guinness Beer.

The other fisherman immediately became upset at his friend’s wish and scolded him, saying, “Now you've gone and done it. We’ll have to p*ss in the boat.”
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Too funny Marine😂👍Guinness, Lowenbrau Dark & Heineken was excellent in Europe👍😋

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Jan 26, 2023 09:59:26   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL

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Jan 26, 2023 11:11:29   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
used to sell guiness back in the 80s. even went on a chauffered limo pub tour with the brewmaster. he was a hoot.
a few facts; its low in calories, hi in vitamins specially b, bout the same alc content as miller lite [fly] and
dont know if they still do, but used to serve it to patients in hospitals
take your meds!

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Jan 26, 2023 11:38:51   #
Wolf Bay Loc: Al Gulf Coast
 
I think it is gooood medicine.

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Jan 26, 2023 14:44:01   #
Deltadog925 Loc: Oakley California
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fish who could talk.

The fish said to the man, “I am a magic fish, if you let me go I will grant you one wish.”

The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Okay, I wish all the water in the lake would turn into Guinness Beer.

Poof…! The lake suddenly was filled with Guinness Beer.

The other fisherman immediately became upset at his friend’s wish and scolded him, saying, “Now you've gone and done it. We’ll have to p*ss in the boat.”
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Now that’s funny 😆

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Jan 26, 2023 15:49:15   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
Steelhead Mickey wrote:
Everything is making Mickey pee lately!!!


Always felt you didn't buy beer just rented it.

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Jan 26, 2023 15:52:03   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
Guinness now has a 0.5% alcohol content brew. I tell you it is pretty darn good. $8.75 for a 4 pack at the Navy Exchange.

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