The guy's wife said he was the only one she had ever slept with...all the others were nines or tens.
I’m really good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and…(pause)…… cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
What do you call a typo on a tombstone? A grave mistake.
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.
You’re on a roll for sure BF
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
The guy's wife said he was the only one she had ever slept with...all the others were nines or tens.
I’m really good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and…(pause)…… cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
What do you call a typo on a tombstone? A grave mistake.
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.
The guy's wife said he was the only one she had ev... (
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👍😁 I will be telling some of those!
Reminds me of
Tarzan comes home and demands “Jane pour me a double!”
“Jane another”
“Another!”
Jane asks “Tarzan what’s wrong?”
Tarzan—-“Jane it’s a F%€<€ jungle out there!”
A clever mixture of words! Just Sayin...RJS
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
The guy's wife said he was the only one she had ever slept with...all the others were nines or tens.
I’m really good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and…(pause)…… cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
What do you call a typo on a tombstone? A grave mistake.
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.
The guy's wife said he was the only one she had ev... (
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Good ones BF thanks for the laughs 🤪👍
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