\My kids are becoming me...and I don't like them...but my grand children,great grand children and great greats are perfect!
Going out is good...coming home is better!
people tell me"You look Great"...then they add ''for your age.''
When I needed the discount, I paid full price. Now I get discounts on everything...movies, hotels, flights, but I'm too tired to use them.
I forget names..but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew Me.
The 5 pounds I wanted to lose is now 15, and I have a better chance of losing my mind than the 15 pounds.
I realize I'm never going to be really good at anything...especially Fishing.
Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident?" Now I bring clean underwear in case I HAVE an accident!
The things I used to care to do, I no longer care to do, but I really do care that I don't care to do them anymore.
My wife says I sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than I do in bed. It's called my 'pre-sleep'.
She is is counting on me to remember things I don't remember.
I used to say, "I hope my kids GET married...Now, "I hope they stay married."
I miss the days when everything worked with just an 'ON' and 'OFF' switch.
I tend to use more 4-letter words...'what?'...'when?'
Still,I wanna keep on this journey of life
Sure hope you don’t plan on giving up now BB, we would be lost without you 😉
You forgot the one four letter word that you want to forget. WORK
OJdidit wrote:
Sure hope you don’t plan on giving up now BB, we would be lost without you 😉
nah Oj
I'll never give up
prolly just go to sleep and never wake up
Slimshady wrote:
You forgot the one four letter word that you want to forget. WORK
not in my vocabulary Slim
badbobby wrote:
nah Oj
I'll never give up
prolly just go to sleep and never wake up
Well I kinfda look forward to dying at 100 years by being shot by a jealous husband
Justoldjim wrote:
Well I kinfda look forward to dying at 100 years by being shot by a jealous husband
good luck with that jim
but I gotta tell ya
at 95
I know that won't happen to me
My guess is you are to fast for them?
Mom's accident reminder happened today. My gas turned into a brown stain.
badbobby wrote:
\My kids are becoming me...and I don't like them...but my grand children,great grand children and great greats are perfect!
Going out is good...coming home is better!
people tell me"You look Great"...then they add ''for your age.''
When I needed the discount, I paid full price. Now I get discounts on everything...movies, hotels, flights, but I'm too tired to use them.
I forget names..but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew Me.
The 5 pounds I wanted to lose is now 15, and I have a better chance of losing my mind than the 15 pounds.
I realize I'm never going to be really good at anything...especially Fishing.
Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident?" Now I bring clean underwear in case I HAVE an accident!
The things I used to care to do, I no longer care to do, but I really do care that I don't care to do them anymore.
My wife says I sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than I do in bed. It's called my 'pre-sleep'.
She is is counting on me to remember things I don't remember.
I used to say, "I hope my kids GET married...Now, "I hope they stay married."
I miss the days when everything worked with just an 'ON' and 'OFF' switch.
I tend to use more 4-letter words...'what?'...'when?'
Still,I wanna keep on this journey of life
\My kids are becoming me...and I don't like them..... (
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You wouldn’t want to miss any of it. I told a guy I hadn’t seen in 20 years—you look good.
He answered— I don’t wanna look good.
I asked—why not?
Because he answered- there’s three stages to life
Youth
Middle age and
You look good!!
aha Toro wrote:
Mom's accident reminder happened today. My gas turned into a brown stain.
hope you had clean underwear handy Toro
pretty sad to go all day without changin
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