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Sep 14, 2021 11:46:44   #
1old timer
 
Once tried to get our son interested in a nice young girl we knew, he said she is ugly, and we told him beauty is only skin deep and he said yeah but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

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Sep 14, 2021 13:49:07   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
1old timer wrote:
Once tried to get our son interested in a nice young girl we knew, he said she is ugly, and we told him beauty is only skin deep and he said yeah but ugly goes all the way to the bone.


A wise young fella, he is.

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Sep 14, 2021 14:12:30   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
if you want to be happy for the rest of your life

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Sep 14, 2021 14:31:17   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
1old timer wrote:
Once tried to get our son interested in a nice young girl we knew, he said she is ugly, and we told him beauty is only skin deep and he said yeah but ugly goes all the way to the bone.


HA ! Ain't that the truth. Lol.

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Sep 14, 2021 14:42:55   #
michael4now Loc: wilder id
 
1old timer wrote:
Once tried to get our son interested in a nice young girl we knew, he said she is ugly, and we told him beauty is only skin deep and he said yeah but ugly goes all the way to the bone.


well said

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Sep 14, 2021 14:59:11   #
Ponchobuck Loc: South Central Pa
 
Never make a pretty girl your wife.

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Sep 15, 2021 10:02:42   #
nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
if you want to be happy for the rest of your life


I loved that tune !

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Sep 15, 2021 15:39:39   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
if you want to be happy for the rest of your life


Get an ugly girl to marry you,,,

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Sep 15, 2021 15:52:02   #
nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT
 
A pretty woman make her husband look small .......and very often cause his down fall....

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Sep 15, 2021 16:03:49   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Get an ugly girl to marry you,,,


She may be ugly, but she shore can cook.

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Sep 15, 2021 18:32:35   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
saw1 wrote:
She may be ugly, but she shore can cook.


Yes and for some reason my wifes always making me a sandwich,,,,,,,,, could she have noticed the twinkle in my eye???😁

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Sep 15, 2021 19:14:17   #
Barnacles Loc: Northern California
 
A young lady may be pretty, but that's only temporary. The years will gradually steal her beauty.
Ugly on the other hand, gets uglier as the years go by. LOTS uglier!

Here is my sage advice to young men who are deciding who to marry:
Don't choose her for her beauty.
Don't choose her for her wealth.
Don't choose her for her cooking.
Don't choose her for her social status.
Don't choose her for her great personality.
All of these things are wonderful and will greatly increase her value to you - but only if you
Choose a woman whose voice is pleasant, like music in your ears.
Why choose her for the sound of her voice? Because it will always be present. It will be incessant and unceasing. If it isn't pleasant to hear, it will be like the Chinese water torture!

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Sep 15, 2021 20:10:33   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
1old timer wrote:
Once tried to get our son interested in a nice young girl we knew, he said she is ugly, and we told him beauty is only skin deep and he said yeah but ugly goes all the way to the bone.


Married my wife because she could Cook. I’m not saying she’s Ugly, I’m just saying is a Fantastic Cook!!!😁 Only Ben Married 23 Years so Far!, and I’ve gained 45lbs 😩

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Sep 15, 2021 20:15:07   #
nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT
 
Barnacles wrote:
A young lady may be pretty, but that's only temporary. The years will gradually steal her beauty.
Ugly on the other hand, gets uglier as the years go by. LOTS uglier!

Here is my sage advice to young men who are deciding who to marry:
Don't choose her for her beauty.
Don't choose her for her wealth.
Don't choose her for her cooking.
Don't choose her for her social status.
Don't choose her for her great personality.
All of these things are wonderful and will greatly increase her value to you - but only if you
Choose a woman whose voice is pleasant, like music in your ears.
Why choose her for the sound of her voice? Because it will always be present. It will be incessant and unceasing. If it isn't pleasant to hear, it will be like the Chinese water torture!
A young lady may be pretty, but that's only tempor... (show quote)


I wish I had your sage advice 45 years ago,until when I got her angry it was great.Then the strident voice! It was not good then. Too late.

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