At this point I have realised that my luck is so bad that if I went to buy a lottery ticket, the person I held the door for would buy the winning ticket. . .
Why is it that the older I get, the less I still want to do the things I set aside for when I was older. . .
People always tell me a penny Saved is a penny earned, but they forget to account for the government taxing me on the penny you saved, and on the pennies you have to spend just for food and stuff.
I'm not saying that Jogging is Bad, All I'm saying is Joggers are always either the ones who find dead bodies, or the ones who end up being the dead bodies.
Why is it that when the Google tracks people its called, "Personalised Advertising" but when I do it it's called "Stalking"
How come God doesn't Price match? I'm just saying, if you could sell you soul to God for a million dollars there'd be less people selling them to the Devil...
Why is it that everything I want to do is either Immoral, Illegal, or Extremely Unhealthy. . .
At this point I think Aliens have visited Earth and concluded that we suffer enough without them invading. . .
I'm just saying no-one had heard of Covid before those idiots tried to storm Area-51
And thats exactly why I dont jog anymore 😁
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
Making me think. You trying to fry my brain, CDB. LOL
Gordon wrote:
Making me think. You trying to fry my brain, CDB. LOL
That's my job I make people think.
There are more Stupid people now because there are more people. The % is still the same, there are just more of them now. IMO
audigger53 wrote:
There are more Stupid people now because there are more people. The % is still the same, there are just more of them now. IMO
I guess, but still, The percentage of idiocy is still to high.
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