Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife....
you all know that I have a perfect marriage with my smokin' hot life partner. I understand not everyone is perfect though-- sometimes you get into arguments with your wife. (Haha! )
To help you navigate these difficult talks, be sure to follow these expert arguing tips from the many arguments I have easily won with my wife
Ready??
Okay,here we go
1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you.
2. Use cold, hard reason meticulously explained and re-explained: Using logic and reason in an argument with your wife will help her immediately understand how ridiculous she's being. Problem solved!
3. Ask her if she's on her period: Then just tell her lovingly that you know this is just because of the lady hormones and won't hold it against her
4. Helpfully suggest she calm down: Sometimes, wives forget to calm down. One helpful reminder and all tempers will dissipate! You're a genius!
5. Make an excel spreadsheet so you can follow the argument better: Sometimes, arguments with your wife will branch off into multiple unexpected paths at once. Keep track so you can address each issue, and check it off your list as you do!
6. Remind her that the thing she just said sounds like something her mother would say: Also remind her that your mother never talks to you like this.
7. Threaten to boycott mowing the lawn: She might try to mow the lawn herself, but she won't be able to pull that crank start thingy. She'll realize just how essential you are!
8. Bring in all the kids and ask them to vote on who is right: This will also help you figure out which kids are on your side and which ones you need to keep an eye on.
There you have it! Enjoy many decades of a happy marriage!
Joke of the week.
Pictures! We love pictures! No pictures, it did not happen?
Mine gives me the silent treatment plus the evil eye, that's when I start worrying what she's got in store for me later on,,,,
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Mine gives me the silent treatment plus the evil eye, that's when I start worrying what she's got in store for me later on,,,,
The silent treatment is just that -
a treat ! It's called 'peace and
quiet' ! Savor it and enjoy it while
it lasts - it's often/usually short-
lived !
As for the 'evil eye' - be afraid ! Be VERY afraid ! Sit with your back to
a wall, let one of your kids or pets taste your food first, and sleep on
your stomach to minimize any
chance of an 'accident' with a
sharp tool while you're sleeping -
she may secretly be a member
of the 'Lorena Bobbitt Fan Club' !
badbobby wrote:
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife....
you all know that I have a perfect marriage with my smokin' hot life partner. I understand not everyone is perfect though-- sometimes you get into arguments with your wife. (Haha! )
To help you navigate these difficult talks, be sure to follow these expert arguing tips from the many arguments I have easily won with my wife
Ready??
Okay,here we go
1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you.
2. Use cold, hard reason meticulously explained and re-explained: Using logic and reason in an argument with your wife will help her immediately understand how ridiculous she's being. Problem solved!
3. Ask her if she's on her period: Then just tell her lovingly that you know this is just because of the lady hormones and won't hold it against her
4. Helpfully suggest she calm down: Sometimes, wives forget to calm down. One helpful reminder and all tempers will dissipate! You're a genius!
5. Make an excel spreadsheet so you can follow the argument better: Sometimes, arguments with your wife will branch off into multiple unexpected paths at once. Keep track so you can address each issue, and check it off your list as you do!
6. Remind her that the thing she just said sounds like something her mother would say: Also remind her that your mother never talks to you like this.
7. Threaten to boycott mowing the lawn: She might try to mow the lawn herself, but she won't be able to pull that crank start thingy. She'll realize just how essential you are!
8. Bring in all the kids and ask them to vote on who is right: This will also help you figure out which kids are on your side and which ones you need to keep an eye on.
There you have it! Enjoy many decades of a happy marriage!
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife...... (
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1st sentence in # 6 and stop there. That is a for sure win.
badbobby wrote:
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife....
you all know that I have a perfect marriage with my smokin' hot life partner. I understand not everyone is perfect though-- sometimes you get into arguments with your wife. (Haha! )
To help you navigate these difficult talks, be sure to follow these expert arguing tips from the many arguments I have easily won with my wife
Ready??
Okay,here we go
1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you.
2. Use cold, hard reason meticulously explained and re-explained: Using logic and reason in an argument with your wife will help her immediately understand how ridiculous she's being. Problem solved!
3. Ask her if she's on her period: Then just tell her lovingly that you know this is just because of the lady hormones and won't hold it against her
4. Helpfully suggest she calm down: Sometimes, wives forget to calm down. One helpful reminder and all tempers will dissipate! You're a genius!
5. Make an excel spreadsheet so you can follow the argument better: Sometimes, arguments with your wife will branch off into multiple unexpected paths at once. Keep track so you can address each issue, and check it off your list as you do!
6. Remind her that the thing she just said sounds like something her mother would say: Also remind her that your mother never talks to you like this.
7. Threaten to boycott mowing the lawn: She might try to mow the lawn herself, but she won't be able to pull that crank start thingy. She'll realize just how essential you are!
8. Bring in all the kids and ask them to vote on who is right: This will also help you figure out which kids are on your side and which ones you need to keep an eye on.
There you have it! Enjoy many decades of a happy marriage!
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife...... (
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Sounds like a death wish to me Bobby.
and how many times have you been divorced or ended up in the hospital?
DC wrote:
and how many times have you been divorced or ended up in the hospital?
Or slept on the sofa, motel, car, buddies house, kids house or worse yet the play house in the back yard.
badbobby wrote:
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife....
you all know that I have a perfect marriage with my smokin' hot life partner. I understand not everyone is perfect though-- sometimes you get into arguments with your wife. (Haha! )
To help you navigate these difficult talks, be sure to follow these expert arguing tips from the many arguments I have easily won with my wife
Ready??
Okay,here we go
1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you.
2. Use cold, hard reason meticulously explained and re-explained: Using logic and reason in an argument with your wife will help her immediately understand how ridiculous she's being. Problem solved!
3. Ask her if she's on her period: Then just tell her lovingly that you know this is just because of the lady hormones and won't hold it against her
4. Helpfully suggest she calm down: Sometimes, wives forget to calm down. One helpful reminder and all tempers will dissipate! You're a genius!
5. Make an excel spreadsheet so you can follow the argument better: Sometimes, arguments with your wife will branch off into multiple unexpected paths at once. Keep track so you can address each issue, and check it off your list as you do!
6. Remind her that the thing she just said sounds like something her mother would say: Also remind her that your mother never talks to you like this.
7. Threaten to boycott mowing the lawn: She might try to mow the lawn herself, but she won't be able to pull that crank start thingy. She'll realize just how essential you are!
8. Bring in all the kids and ask them to vote on who is right: This will also help you figure out which kids are on your side and which ones you need to keep an eye on.
There you have it! Enjoy many decades of a happy marriage!
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife...... (
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8 lines of wishful thinking in my world BB. In my world I have 1 hard and fast rule: NEVER argue with a woman, they get mad at things that haven't even happened yet!😂⚡️LMAO
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
Graywulff wrote:
8 lines of wishful thinking in my world BB. In my world I have 1 hard and fast rule: NEVER argue with a woman, they get mad at things that haven't even happened yet!😂⚡️LMAO
They KNOW what we're THINKING!
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
Graywulff wrote:
It's uncanny ain't it??😂
Maybe "we" need to "work at" becoming more "unpredictable". {Although, THAT would probably be a whole new "Rabbit Hole"...}
Able Man wrote:
Maybe "we" need to "work at" becoming more "unpredictable". {Although, THAT would probably be a whole new "Rabbit Hole"...}
Good thought Able Man. I'll try to remember that if I ever have a woman to be with again.👍👍
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