badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

the biggest lie I tell myself is;i don't have to write that down Ill remember it

wouldn't it be great if we could get in dryer and come out wrinkle free and two sizes smaller?

last year I joined a support group for procastinators
we haven't met yet

I don't trip over things,i do random gravity checks

I don't need anger management,i need for people to stop making me angry

old age is coming at a bad time

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change ,the things I can,and the friends to bail me out when I finally snap

my people skills are good,its the tolerance for idiots that needs work

teach your daughter to shoot a gun.because a restraining order is only a piece of paper

if GOD had wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees

my grandkids text me pliz which is shorter than please.
I text back no which is shorter than yes

I am retiring and am going to live off my savings.
dunno what I will do next week

even duct tape wont fix stupid.but it will muffle the sound

why should I press 1 for English?
they are just going to put me on with someone I cant understand anyway

I talk to myself--I need expert advice

oops!!!did I roll my eyes out loud?

at my age getting lucky means walking into a room and
remembering why I walked in there

chocolate comes from a tree which is a plant,which means chocolate is salad

artificial intelligence cant beat natural stupidity
have I told you this before?
or was it you telling me??

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

All true