The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Doyle was sitting in the Bar when Billy came walking in on crutches and bandaged up, Doyle looked at him ans said, "Shoot boy, what happened to you?" Billy said, "I was out in the woods with a few friends, And we found some tracks, Eddy said they were bear tracks, and Johnny said they were deer tracks." Doyle said, "So a bear did that to you?" Billy said, "No, While we were arguing about what the tracks were a Train came and plowed into us.."