A polish man moved to America and met and married an American woman.
they got along well even though his English was poor.
But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:
lawyer---Have you any grounds?
Polish man---Yes,acre and half
lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?
man---Is made from concrete
lawyer--I don't think you understand,does either of you have a real grudge?
man---No,we have carport
lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?
man--All relations in Poland
lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player
lawyer--Now tell me,does your wife beat you up?
man--No I always up before her
lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?
man--No sir ,wife white
lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce
man--She gonna kill me
lawyer--What makes you think that?
man--I got proof
lawyer--What kind of proof?
Polish man---She going poison me.She buy bottle at drug store,hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom.
I read English good.it says-----
Are you ready for this?
POLISH REMOVER
I'm Polish...and I've seen that stuff in my home. Yikes...I'd better watch out! Actually...just the other day she said I was a "keeper". At least that's what I think she said? Come to think of it, maybe she was just asking if I caught any keepers that day!
fishyaker wrote:
I'm Polish...and I've seen that stuff in my home. Yikes...I'd better watch out! Actually...just the other day she said I was a "keeper". At least that's what I think she said? Come to think of it, maybe she was just asking if I caught any keepers that day!
fishyaker, you do have means for concern. Ashes are kept forever, in an urn. Just saying buddy.
That was pretty damn funny bb
I've got to admit I didn't see that coming. 🤑🤑🤑
Funny BB! Who’d ah thought that?
😮😮😮😮
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