An elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts of Positano, Italy went to his local Catholic church for confession.
When the priest opened the panel in the confessional the man said;"Forgive me Father,for I have sinned.During World War Two a beautiful Jewish girl knocked urgently on my door.She begged me to hide her from the Germans who wanted to deport her.So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied:"That was a brave and wonderful thing you did,and you have no need to confess for that."
"But there's more Father."The man told the Priest .
"This beautiful girl was very grateful and started repaying me with sexual favors.two or three times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays!"
The priest replied:That was a long time ago and you placed yourself in great danger to help this poor girl,and sometimes people in these situations do easily succumb to weakness of the flesh.If you are truly sorry for your actions .you are indeed forgiven."
"Oh thank you Father,that relieves me greatly,but I do have a question to ask you."
"Please go ahead ,"said the priest.
"Well",the man replied
"SHOULD I TELL HER THE WAR IS OVER??"
badbobby wrote:
An elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts of Positano, Italy went to his local Catholic church for confession.
When the priest opened the panel in the confessional the man said;"Forgive me Father,for I have sinned.During World War Two a beautiful Jewish girl knocked urgently on my door.She begged me to hide her from the Germans who wanted to deport her.So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied:"That was a brave and wonderful thing you did,and you have no need to confess for that."
"But there's more Father."The man told the Priest .
"This beautiful girl was very grateful and started repaying me with sexual favors.two or three times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays!"
The priest replied:That was a long time ago and you placed yourself in great danger to help this poor girl,and sometimes people in these situations do easily succumb to weakness of the flesh.If you are truly sorry for your actions .you are indeed forgiven."
"Oh thank you Father,that relieves me greatly,but I do have a question to ask you."
"Please go ahead ,"said the priest.
"Well",the man replied
"SHOULD I TELL HER THE WAR IS OVER??"
An elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts ... (
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ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!😆😆😆😆👍👍👍👍👍😜
Lol that's funny BB. I bet she already knows 😁
If she hasn’t figured it out by now why ruin her, I mean your fun?
No. No. No. By all means don't tell her. God will deliver His own repayment to you at about age 75. But, you can always remember. Believe me!
Men must do what Men must do ,,,,at least that's what Marines would do,,,,
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He could let her out of the attic he wouldn't have to climb the stairs that way
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