Ronniejw wrote:
a few for today
In reference to the last joke;
Animals that lose their tail should go to Walmart, after all they're the world's biggest "re-tailers"
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.
He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”