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Feb 23, 2021 12:51:57   #
Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS
 
a few for today



A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”













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Feb 23, 2021 13:13:08   #
padrebino Loc: BROWNSVILLE, TX / SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
 
Ronniejw wrote:
a few for today
In reference to the last joke;
Animals that lose their tail should go to Walmart, after all they're the world's biggest "re-tailers"


A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”

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Feb 23, 2021 13:27:32   #
Iowa Farmer Loc: Iowa City Iowa
 
Perfect as usual, King Ronnie!

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Feb 23, 2021 13:34:21   #
Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio
 
I’m pretty sure Pee Pee creek is in south central Ohio. It flows thru the town of Waverly
When we were kids , We always snickered every time we saw the sign.

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Feb 23, 2021 14:04:20   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Ronniejw wrote:
a few for today



A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”


Good ones Ronnie. But seriously $90 for butt wipe.
First one took me a minute but I finally got it.
I can definitely relate to the second one.

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Feb 23, 2021 15:52:44   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
First one took some time to click but good!

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Feb 23, 2021 16:59:34   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
$89.95 ?!!? Steep price
even for a twenty-roll
pack - might be cheaper
just to use dollar bills !

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Feb 23, 2021 18:05:32   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
More good'ns Ronnie, thanks for the laughs.

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Feb 24, 2021 08:24:28   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Pee Pee Creek around the bend from Schitts Creek?

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