BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

PlumBob, EasternOz and BadBobby were sitting on a bench in their fancy retirement community in Florida.

Plum says: "I started with a small plumbing shop and built my business into the finest in town. One day there was a fire and it destroyed everything. Since I was too old to begin again, I took the insurance money and retired - and here I am."

EasternOz says: "I had a department store downtown. It was the finest hardware store in the city. One Friday evening after closing time a pipe burst and flooded the store. On Monday morning I came in to discover that my entire inventory had been ruined. Like you, I was too old to start again, so I took the insurance money and retired down here to Florida."

BadBobby says: "I had a family business in Texas. I was very successful, and had seven people working for me. However, one night a tornado came and picked up my entire store, utterly destroying it. When I came in the next morning, there was no business there I was already a senior-senior citizen so I took the insurance money and moved here to fish in my retirement."

Plum and Oz looked utterly confused. After a few moments, They ask BB, "Uh...how the heck do you start/make a tornado"

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

I will check with the wizard and get back to ya.

Egghead

At BB'S Age he's more in touch with mother N than any of us. And you notice she's been a real "B" lately. Thats BB's fault. She's frustrated.

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

The way I heard it, our buddy BB, being the Lothario that he is and very inebriated one night at a
local bar, was swapping tongues and getting 'very friendly' with a certain young lady !

Surprise ! Next morning he
wakes up to two cops pounding
on his door with an (unfounded) warrant to arrest him for rape !
To keep this story short, the outcome was that the 'evidence' wouldn't 'stand up' in court, so they had to change the charge to 'assault with a dead weapon' !

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford