SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching television.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died!
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive today! ๐ฅถ
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
Please don't "take offense", Hack... BUT...ยฟIs that CRS actin' up today? (Seems like I read this on here, a week or so ago.) ... I could be wrong, if I am, please forgive me.
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
hacksaw wrote:
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching television.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died!
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive today! ๐ฅถ
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. br br WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'... (
show quote)
I don't know if Sylvia would be in Heaven unless those nuns were lying to me.
Able Man wrote:
Please don't "take offense", Hack... BUT...ยฟIs that CRS actin' up today? (Seems like I read this on here, a week or so ago.) ... I could be wrong, if I am, please forgive me.
Your'e correct Able,but that's ok Hack, lots of people probably missed it the first time, or don't remember it. Still funny though, well I thought it was, the wife, not so much.
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
My wife went and checked the freezer again. I dont think she trust me. LOL
Able Man wrote:
Please don't "take offense", Hack... BUT...ยฟIs that CRS actin' up today? (Seems like I read this on here, a week or so ago.) ... I could be wrong, if I am, please forgive me.
I was afraid of that Able. CRS is my worst enemy. Sorry for the double post. Was it funnier this time? ๐คฃ
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
flyguy wrote:
I don't know if Sylvia would be in Heaven unless those nuns were lying to me.
Yeah, thatโs a fact fly. Maybe it was a punishment.๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
hacksaw wrote:
I was afraid of that Able. CRS is my worst enemy. Sorry for the double post. Was it funnier this time? ๐คฃ
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
No. ... But; don't feel like the Lone Ranger, regarding the CRS. ... I keep a notebook/ a 4-colored ink pen and a #2 pencil, along with 1/2 dozen or so colored pencils in front of me here; trying to keep all my information sorted out... Keep a wee notebook in my shirt pocket, for when I dose medicine and for a grocery list... I started writing down alot more notations, after hearing that joke, 40ish years ago= "I finally got my $#!t together... Then I forgot where I put it!"
Fredfish wrote:
Your'e correct Able,but that's ok Hack, lots of people probably missed it the first time, or don't remember it. Still funny though, well I thought it was, the wife, not so much.
She didnโt happen to go look in the freezer...did she Fred. Just in case..๐๐คฃ๐๐on
Able Man wrote:
No. ... But; don't feel like the Lone Ranger, regarding the CRS. ... I keep a notebook/ a 4-colored ink pen and a #2 pencil, along with 1/2 dozen or so colored pencils in front of me here; trying to keep all my information sorted out... Keep a wee notebook in my shirt pocket, for when I dose medicine and for a grocery list... I started writing down alot more notations, after hearing that joke, 40ish years ago= "I finally got my $#!t together... Then I forgot where I put it!"
I looked back at other posts but I didnโt go far enough back obviously.๐
I have to write everything down, even if itโs just two or three things if I go to the store. I had electro shock therapy at the VA years ago and it screwed up my memory. I can remember things that happened long ago but not current things.
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
DozerDave wrote:
She didnโt happen to go look in the freezer...did she Fred. Just in case..๐๐คฃ๐๐on
Luckily we have a small freezer Dave. Although I do have a 162qt Igloo in the cellar
Fredfish wrote:
Luckily we have a small freezer Dave. Although I do have a 162qt Igloo in the cellar
Fred, If you ever see it full of ice and you didnโt load it, well, you know.๐ฅถ
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
Maximo wrote:
Good job, Hack.
Thanks Maximo. Appreciate it.๐
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
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