1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
-
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Well, there is some wisdom there, but they would gain more if they'd close their mouths and listen. Just Sayin....RJS
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, there is some wisdom there, but they would gain more if they'd close their mouths and listen. Just Sayin....RJS
you may have a response to that little piece of wisdom RJ
LOL
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, there is some wisdom there, but they would gain more if they'd close their mouths and listen. Just Sayin....RJS
What no mention of barefoot and pregnant RJ?
You said it, I did not. Just Sayin....RJS
Oh, about women listening? Men can learn more if they did it more, too. Just Sayin...RJS
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
-
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he'... (
show quote)
Amen and Amen good ones there badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll give you the giggle of the day BB
Robert J Samples wrote:
Oh, about women listening? Men can learn more if they did it more, too. Just Sayin...RJS
How are women going to learn more by listening when the men can seldom get a word in edgewise ?
If you want to reply, then
register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.