the nurse and her instructions
Jan 11, 2021 16:54:36 #
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead.
"Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"
At the next bed, the next patient also appears half dead.
"Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?"
"Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse.
Unfortunately, at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life.
"Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?"
"Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"
At the next bed, the next patient also appears half dead.
"Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?"
"Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse.
Unfortunately, at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life.
"Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?"
Jan 11, 2021 17:12:57 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and... (show quote)
Good one there badbobby sounds like some of the nurses that I have had.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 11, 2021 17:57:35 #
Jan 11, 2021 19:56:04 #
Jan 12, 2021 07:14:53 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
badbobby wrote:
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and... (show quote)
I’m staying out of that hospital !!
Jan 12, 2021 21:36:51 #
rickybrock
Loc: Dalton Georgia
I love the picture of the nurse for this story ! with the eye's bugging out of her head she looks a lot like AOC and about as smart !
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