official euro language
Nov 13, 2019 16:12:44 #
The European Union has just announced an agreement where English will be the official language of the European Union
English was chosen over German,which many nations desired to be picked
As part of the negotiations,the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement.
The Union has accepted a five year phaze in plan that would become known as Euro-English.
In the first year"S"will replace the soft "C"
Sertainly this will make the Silvil Servants jump with joy.
The hard "C" will be dropped in favor of "K",this should klear up konfusion,and ketboards kan have one less letter
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,when the troublesome "PH"will be replaced with "F".this will make words like fotograf twenty percent shorter.
In the third year,publik acceptans of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkurage the removal of "double letters"which have always been a deterant to akurat speling
Also al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "E" in the languag is disgrasful,and it should go away
By ze furth yer,ze unesesary"O"kan b dropd frm wrds kontaning"OU",and after ze fifz yr ve vil hav al
ril sensibl riten styl
VE vil fnd it ezi to undrstand ech oza
Ze dream of a unitd Europ vil finali kum tru,und aftr ze fifz yer,ve vil al be speking German
Lik zey al wantd in ze fors plas
English was chosen over German,which many nations desired to be picked
As part of the negotiations,the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement.
The Union has accepted a five year phaze in plan that would become known as Euro-English.
In the first year"S"will replace the soft "C"
Sertainly this will make the Silvil Servants jump with joy.
The hard "C" will be dropped in favor of "K",this should klear up konfusion,and ketboards kan have one less letter
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,when the troublesome "PH"will be replaced with "F".this will make words like fotograf twenty percent shorter.
In the third year,publik acceptans of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkurage the removal of "double letters"which have always been a deterant to akurat speling
Also al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "E" in the languag is disgrasful,and it should go away
By ze furth yer,ze unesesary"O"kan b dropd frm wrds kontaning"OU",and after ze fifz yr ve vil hav al
ril sensibl riten styl
VE vil fnd it ezi to undrstand ech oza
Ze dream of a unitd Europ vil finali kum tru,und aftr ze fifz yer,ve vil al be speking German
Lik zey al wantd in ze fors plas
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Nov 15, 2019 19:24:24 #
Has to be English from me from now on cuz I exhausted my German. I asked him if he was catching anything and told him I wasn't. That's something about German. Even the simplest things look nefarious, don't they?
Nov 15, 2019 19:30:00 #
MadMac wrote:
Has to be English from me from now on cuz I exhausted my German. I asked him if he was catching anything and told him I wasn't. That's something about German. Even the simplest things look nefarious, don't they?
LOL
Nov 16, 2019 12:08:35 #
EasternOZ wrote:
LOL
sumtimes I catch hell for stayin on the comp too much
other than that---nada
Nov 16, 2019 12:11:05 #
badbobby wrote:
sumtimes I catch hell for stayin on the comp too much
other than that---nada
other than that---nada
Good life good Wife.
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