Dad,I'm getting married
Nov 11, 2019 12:54:42 #
Dearest Dad,
I am coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook,
had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks.
Your favorite daughter,
Lilly
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THE RESPONSE
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
Whatever ... I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.
Love,
Your Dad
I am coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook,
had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks.
Your favorite daughter,
Lilly
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THE RESPONSE
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
Whatever ... I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.
Love,
Your Dad
Nov 11, 2019 13:04:41 #
Very good Bb. Is that yet another one of your true stories?
Nov 11, 2019 13:19:11 #
flyguy wrote:
Very good Bb. Is that yet another one of your true stories?
as stated before f g
everything I send is true
Nov 11, 2019 13:27:56 #
BB is this the present generation that we are raising or the one afterwards so I can still keep what hair I have? Please:
RSVP, Via
EM, FB, TW, TWE, or that thing called postal what ever that is.
RSVP, Via
EM, FB, TW, TWE, or that thing called postal what ever that is.
Nov 11, 2019 15:23:34 #
Nov 11, 2019 15:26:20 #
badbobby wrote:
as stated before f g
everything I send is true
everything I send is true
Yea, Yea!
Nov 11, 2019 15:26:42 #
Smokypig wrote:
We are so fortunate to have BB around to report the true facts.
Without a doubt.
PB. Snail mail.
Nov 11, 2019 15:33:06 #
Smokypig wrote:
We are so fortunate to have BB around to report the true facts.
thanks Smoky
all kudos are appreciated
and I'll endeavor to not use your name in any derogatory joke
Nov 11, 2019 15:36:05 #
badbobby wrote:
thanks Smoky
all kudos are appreciated
and I'll endeavor to not use your name in any derogatory joke
all kudos are appreciated
and I'll endeavor to not use your name in any derogatory joke
Why?
Nov 11, 2019 15:36:19 #
Nov 11, 2019 15:36:32 #
badbobby wrote:
thanks Smoky
all kudos are appreciated
and I'll endeavor to not use your name in any derogatory joke
all kudos are appreciated
and I'll endeavor to not use your name in any derogatory joke
Discrimination
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