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Nov 9, 2019 15:24:42   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
WRITTEN BY A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT--

30 STAR RATING :


The person that wrote this is a college student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . 

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.






--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country

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Nov 9, 2019 15:37:01   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
EasternOZ wrote:
WRITTEN BY A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT--

30 STAR RATING :


The person that wrote this is a college student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . 

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.






--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country
WRITTEN BY A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT-- br br 30 STA... (show quote)


P.S.S.S. Although we use them mostly as paper punches, we will keep our guns. You can protect your children with real paper punches.

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Nov 9, 2019 15:38:38   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Smokypig wrote:
P.S.S.S. Although we use them mostly as paper punches, we will keep our guns. You can protect your children with real paper punches.


Amen.

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Nov 9, 2019 17:10:58   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
There goes some trophies.

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Nov 9, 2019 21:35:51   #
Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego
 
That was great, thanks.

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Nov 9, 2019 23:47:05   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
WOW !!!
That was fantastic ! Everything I think and feel about liberals and their agenda in a nutshell ! He may have missed a few liberal actors and politicians, but he got most of the worst ones ! Bravo ! Give that young man a medal for his courage and patriotism !

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Nov 10, 2019 02:09:20   #
Dennisjj Loc: Kinston N.C.
 
There you go.

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Nov 10, 2019 03:33:18   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Recent law passed in California; it is now legal to shoot mimes ! There is one caveat, however; you have to use a silencer !

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Nov 10, 2019 08:18:50   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
Don`t have to press one for English caught me! Welcome to America, learn and respect our ways! Well its the American Indians first that deserve respect! Real History.

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Nov 10, 2019 08:26:24   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Amen to that Raw. If there is anyone we owe in this world its the American Indian. Out of all the request we get for money, even in these retirement, years we find some to send it their way.

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Nov 10, 2019 09:03:24   #
Pappy Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
 
Thumbs up ...... also very tired of this politically correct BS!!!!!!!

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Nov 10, 2019 10:38:17   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Don`t have to press one for English caught me! Welcome to America, learn and respect our ways! Well its the American Indians first that deserve respect! Real History.


Super AMEN!

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Nov 10, 2019 19:04:58   #
Norro
 
Keeping your political crap off this forum would be appreciated!

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Nov 10, 2019 19:06:47   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Norro wrote:
Keeping your political crap off this forum would be appreciated!


Welcome.

OK.

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Nov 10, 2019 19:26:38   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Don't know how long you've been on here or even just reading it, but this forum is what it is; although intended as predominantly a fishing forum, many conversations do go off on a tangent and many subjects get covered ! It's all in good fun, most of us rib each other or run gags occasionally, but everyone already here gets along for the most part, most of the
time ! If you don't like or appreciate what we say or do here, then maybe this particular forum just isn't for you ! We try to make everyone feel welcome, but some people just might prefer or be more comfortable with a different forum if this isn't their cup of tea ! We generally have a good time here; some subjects sometimes do get tedious or uncomfortable, but are soon changed to something more relevant to this forum's original intent ! You can get i to the spirit of it, or you can find something that suits you better ! Your choice !

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