Moving to Miami: An old guy was sitting on a bench at Miami Beach. He was looking at all that water and all those young people with all their energy. Another old guy walked up and sat...

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Nov 9, 2019 15:01:49 #

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

An old guy was sitting on a bench at Miami Beach. He was looking at all that water and all those young people with all their energy. Another old guy walked up and sat on the same bench and was watching the same things.

The first guy said: "I've seen you before. I think I've seen you at hardware store conventions."

The second guy said: "Yes, I used to go to those, but my hardware store up there in Ohio burned completely down. Lost everything. When the insurance company handed me the check, I decided to retire and I moved to Miami."

The first guy said: "Just about the same here. My store was in Oklahoma and a tornado wiped me out. When I got that check, I retired and moved to Miami."

They were quiet for a while. The second guy finally asked: "How the hell did you start a tornado?"

Nov 9, 2019 15:27:36 #

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

I know these guys. Tweddle de and Tweddle dumb.

Nov 9, 2019 16:46:40 #

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

Yup. And, "Not today! The fire sale is next week, AFTER THE FIRE!"

Nov 9, 2019 16:52:20 #

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

But never mind.

Nov 9, 2019 17:04:42 #

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

"How the hell did you start a tornado?"

Teach the grandkids to throw rolls of TP up at the ceiling fan.

Back to the wall and or duck and cover when Grandma or their Mom comes in.

Nov 10, 2019 02:15:55 #

Dennisjj Loc: Kinston N.C.

Wouldn't be the first one set on fire.

Nov 10, 2019 08:32:50 #

Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL

Miami Beach, good place for their fast money!

Nov 10, 2019 10:46:06 #

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Dennisjj wrote:

Wouldn't be the first one set on fire.

Or last.

Nov 10, 2019 11:08:22 #

Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL

You know what I meant.

Nov 10, 2019 11:10:16 #

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

I hope so.

Lots of things fast.

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