Mind you I do not drink.
I was in the "Texas Rose" tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a
butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, “Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
A sheep, a dog, a heifer and then Hillary, how do you keep them all straight?
flyguy wrote:
A sheep, a dog, a heifer and then Hillary, how do you keep them all straight?
Height and loudest bark? Still just covers 1.
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