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Nov 8, 2019 22:15:34   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker stepped up next to me,

grabbed my drink and gulped it down in one swig.

"Well, what are you gonna do about it?"  he said, menacingly?

I looked at him and suddenly burst into tears.

Oh, come on, man," the biker said, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.  I left my wallet

in the cab I took home.  I found my wife in bed with another man...and then, my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.  I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit
here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!"

But, hell, enough about me. How you doing?

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Nov 8, 2019 22:18:30   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Lucky you OZ!

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Nov 8, 2019 22:24:27   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Just passing a laugh along I hope.

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Nov 9, 2019 01:31:55   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
There are days when absolutely nothing goes with the plan...

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Nov 9, 2019 08:17:13   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
Pass that buck, move on to something better!

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Nov 9, 2019 09:58:44   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Why do I picture some bar in Kansas with you at the stool and this actually happening. You strike me as a person that could come up with a reply at the drop of a hat in a situation like that.

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Nov 9, 2019 10:03:05   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
What else could have been said? { A lot of things!!! }

Vivid imagination?

some think in the box.
some one the inside edge.
some one the outside edge.
some I have said enough. [ for now ]




Where is the box?

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Nov 9, 2019 10:15:54   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
I think you know only to well.

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Nov 9, 2019 10:25:46   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
I think you know only to well.


now now

pot and kettle?

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Nov 9, 2019 11:26:39   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
Got the spin going now!

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Nov 9, 2019 11:35:01   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Got the spin going now!


Big stick?

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Nov 9, 2019 12:20:03   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Big stick?


Eastern getting ready for another one



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