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Nov 8, 2019 21:51:51   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
I get to watch a couple tomorrow myself.


We were supposed to get his two for the evening while he and his wife went out, but with the baby sick had to cancel. They also have a boy “in the oven”, which will be the first to carry on the family name. (Daughter has two boys)

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Nov 8, 2019 22:02:05   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Randyhartford wrote:
We were supposed to get his two for the evening while he and his wife went out, but with the baby sick had to cancel. They also have a boy “in the oven”, which will be the first to carry on the family name. (Daughter has two boys)


Well congratulations.

We will have to get together and go catching my time is in demand for a while with a short shadow, but I enjoy it as much or more than fishing. I can spoil her and give her back for a while and enjoy every minute.

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Nov 8, 2019 22:03:22   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
They all grow up too fast.

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Nov 8, 2019 22:14:16   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
They all grow up too fast.


Amen to that. Our daughter and family (5 grandkids) are moving to Greece after Christmas for about two years. He works for USAF . Great opportunity for them and kiddos but tough on Papa and Grandma. Thank God for FaceTime!

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Nov 8, 2019 22:22:23   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Thank him for his service please.

I can only imagine the withdrawal.

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Nov 9, 2019 03:59:13   #
Garry Loc: Wellborn, Florida
 
Don'run away fish close to the gators the bait fish will be around looking for the gators leavings, and the big'uns 'll be there looking for the bait fish. A buddy stepped up on one that was submerged one night when we were going to the dog (coon hunting) He rose up from knee deep to ankle deep and started moving sideways to ward the deep. I swear to you right now if we had been able to measure it he would for ever more hold the standing broad jump world record. Freddy went in the army that morning.

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Nov 9, 2019 06:31:49   #
Sinner Loc: witness protection program
 
Big A wrote:
OUCH ! That pains me just thinking about it ! Randy, maybe you should hook up with Oz to wet a line ? I think you fellas may be fairly close to each other !
To 'witness protection': WAIT ! You're under protection and posting your photo on here ?
WTF ? Aren't you giving yourself away, regardless of no address given ? How does that work ?
(Just askin' !)

Easy, some one else's picture.
I'm really young and handsome.

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Nov 9, 2019 09:03:43   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Sinner wrote:
Easy, some one else's picture.
I'm really young and handsome.


Aren't we all?

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Nov 9, 2019 11:05:39   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Well, good for you ! I'm certainly glad SOMEONE still is ! If all of you are using smart-phones (or variations thereof), then bring up a tune called "I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore"; it'll remind you that not all of us are that
fortunate ! Good for a chuckle, though, even if it is at OUR expense ! Just wish I HAD kept my handsome, good looks ! 'Old Man Time' is not kind; day by day he steals your looks, your health, and your wits !

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Nov 9, 2019 11:12:49   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
BA,

Already heard that song it hit too close.

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Nov 9, 2019 12:02:56   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
You ain't kiddin' ! But it is still humorous, nonetheless !

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Nov 9, 2019 12:25:15   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE
(aka TRUCKER'S LAMENT: I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE)
(Sheb Wooley / Dick Feller)

Recorded by: Ben Colder; LeRoy Mack; The VW Boys;
Fantastic Shakers; Rita Schneider; Dale Pridgeon;
Stan Boreson; Tex & Mary Schutz; Dick Feller.


I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself
Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else
I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back of my bathroom door
I just don't look good naked anymore

So, I'm goin' upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
I'd stand there and smile, and strut and flex until my arms got sore
But I just don't look good naked anymore

Well, I used to go out with the girls
I loved them one and all
Now they don't get very close to me
They're afraid that I might fall

Well, I went to the Doctor for my annual medical exam
Stood there in the buff, suddenly he said "MAN"
I said "What is it Doc, some fatal disease, I just gotta know the
score"
He said "No, you just don't look good naked anymore

Well, me and my wife had a dance routine
Everybody said it was unique
Now it's only when we're back to back
That we're dancing cheek to cheek

Well, I went to a nudie beech to have some seaside fun
Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin' up the sun
Somebody yelled, "Hey, there's an old white whale washed up on the
shore
I just don't look good naked anymore

Yeah, my arches fell, my chest went to hell
And my butt's a-draggin' the floor
An' I just don't look good naked anymore
No, I just don't look good naked anymore

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Nov 9, 2019 13:02:17   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Well, that's certainly a version I ain't heard before; but you're right as rain, it IS a pain, 'cause I don't look good naked anymore !
Two things I've still got going for me is my pair of 17" 'guns', and all my hair ! Other than that, double
(tripple?) chins, a huge gut and 'man-boobs' ain't too impressive, not to mention about 75 lbs. of excess baggage ! here, oh where did my good looks go ? Father Time is a cruel, cruel bastard !

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Nov 9, 2019 13:08:06   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
As is mother nature for others.

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Nov 9, 2019 13:26:02   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Vacuums would certainly be appropriate, as losing any body part or appendage to one of them would most certainly SUCK, big-time !

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