badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

When I was a young man I went on a blind date with a girl I had never met
I really wasn't expecting much when I went to pick her up
Prolly 250 with bad skin
But when she answered the door,lo and behold--five foot two,blonde hair,baby blue eyes and a great figure!
I couldn't believe my good luck
We had a little chit chat back and forth
And I asked what she did for a living
"Oh,I'm a Sunday school teacher"she said
Now I wasn't up on the religion thing at this stage of my life,but being open minded,I took her to dinner
On the way I lit a Camel and asked her if she wanted to smoke
"Oh ,no"she said"I do not smoke.What would I tell the kids in Sunday School?"

I said" Okay ,smoking isn't for everyone"
We went to the best restaurant in town,I ordered A T bone and she ordered lobster
Then I ordered the most expensive bottle of wine on the menu.
When the Maitre D came to pour the wine,the little darling placed her hand over her glass and said"Oh,I have never drank.What would I tell the kids in Sunday School?"
Excellent food,great wine,conversation with a beautiful girl,but I'm bummed out.
I had no idea how to treat a lady like her.

So I'm driving her home when I pass a motel.
I figure 'what the hell,what can I lose?"
So I plunged ahead"Wanna get a room and make love?"
She exclaimed "Oh,I thought you would never ask!"
"Afterwards I asked her"What will you tell the kids in Sunday School?"
"Oh,I'll tell them the same thing I always tell them,
you don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time!"

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

My philosophy exactly. That's one wise blonde.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

BB is back. My friend we were getting concerned. I am laughing again, Thanks, we missed you.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Does she have sisters or daughters by this time?

I do not smoke or drink.

Tobacco products anyway.

Dennisjj Loc: Kinston N.C.

Is that where OZ comes from in your name mmmmmm.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

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Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

Good one BB

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

What do you mean Dj?

OZ?

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Take it easy on Dennis there Eastern. Big news in Dennis's neighborhood yesterday was a bear in the tree in somebody's back yard. Dennis may not have out ran the bear or the neighbor.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

E Z not O Z

e I e I o

Fishing we should all go.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Dennis may not have out ran the bear or the neighbor.

Might have let the neighbor catch him on purpose depending on the neighbor.

Did not have any idea about the bear, thanks PB.

easypeasy

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

Maybe the neighbor is a blind blonde Sunday School teacher?

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

With a 2 seater?

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

Why not? Good place fore a bare er.... bear!

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

I/C