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Big Dog goes on a diet.
Oct 26, 2019 17:46:50   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
One day Big Dog noticed that his pet big dog was trim and hard and looked a lot like he wanted to. He reasoned that the difference was the food and decided to take up a dog food diet. For breakfast he noshed a few big kibbles and a few for lunch and people food at dinner.

He lost seventy pounds in one summer...well, he lost thirty pounds on the diet and the other forty when he was in the hospital. The diet had some side effects, but didn't make him sick. He was in the strangest accident; one you would never predict and spent some time in a medical facility.

He was just sitting out there in the middle of the street, licking his butt and got hit by a car...

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Oct 27, 2019 09:51:11   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
Smokypig wrote:
One day Big Dog noticed that his pet big dog was trim and hard and looked a lot like he wanted to. He reasoned that the difference was the food and decided to take up a dog food diet. For breakfast he noshed a few big kibbles and a few for lunch and people food at dinner.

He lost seventy pounds in one summer...well, he lost thirty pounds on the diet and the other forty when he was in the hospital. The diet had some side effects, but didn't make him sick. He was in the strangest accident; one you would never predict and spent some time in a medical facility.

He was just sitting out there in the middle of the street, licking his butt and got hit by a car...
One day Big Dog noticed that his pet big dog was t... (show quote)


HOW in the world do you know SO much about me ????

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Oct 27, 2019 10:01:21   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Good one Smoky, I see you read the same article in Bd's local paper that I read. You know the papers Bd uses for other reasons. Now he knows how we found out. Happy Sunday Bd

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Oct 27, 2019 11:18:22   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
I know a few that should be on this diet..lol

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Oct 27, 2019 11:20:07   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
I know a few that should be on this diet..lol


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Oct 27, 2019 16:23:09   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
BD has the right attitude. Personally, I like Slim Fast. That chocolate stuff is just perfect for washing down donuts.

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Nov 19, 2019 18:48:54   #
Dennisjj Loc: Kinston N.C.
 
Thats a good one.

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