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Oct 20, 2019 14:35:11   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
One day while walking the shore Eastern came upon a bottle in the sand. He picked it up and as he brushed the sand and dirt off it a genie appeared. The genie said, " Young man, I'm old and tired, I will grant you one wish." Eastern thought and thought and finally said, " I have always wanted to take a trip to Hawaii but I get seasick and I'm afraid of flying so build me a bridge so I can drive." The genie replied," That's a really tough one, isn't there some thing else I could do that might be a little easier?" After a little more thought Eastern replied," Ok, I want to know everything there is to know about women." The genie answered," Two lane, four lane, concrete or asphalt?"

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Oct 20, 2019 14:48:24   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
One day while walking the shore Eastern came upon a bottle in the sand. He picked it up and as he brushed the sand and dirt off it a genie appeared. The genie said, " Young man, I'm old and tired, I will grant you one wish." Eastern thought and thought and finally said, " I have always wanted to take a trip to Hawaii but I get seasick and I'm afraid of flying so build me a bridge so I can drive." The genie replied," That's a really tough one, isn't there some thing else I could do that might be a little easier?" After a little more thought Eastern replied," Ok, I want to know everything there is to know about women." The genie answered," Two lane, four lane, concrete or asphalt?"
One day while walking the shore Eastern came upon ... (show quote)


AMEN!!

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Oct 20, 2019 15:36:48   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
One day while walking the shore Eastern came upon a bottle in the sand. He picked it up and as he brushed the sand and dirt off it a genie appeared. The genie said, " Young man, I'm old and tired, I will grant you one wish." Eastern thought and thought and finally said, " I have always wanted to take a trip to Hawaii but I get seasick and I'm afraid of flying so build me a bridge so I can drive." The genie replied," That's a really tough one, isn't there some thing else I could do that might be a little easier?" After a little more thought Eastern replied," Ok, I want to know everything there is to know about women." The genie answered," Two lane, four lane, concrete or asphalt?"
One day while walking the shore Eastern came upon ... (show quote)



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Oct 20, 2019 15:40:39   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
And life has never been the same since!

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Oct 20, 2019 21:25:39   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
One can tell Mrs. Hacksaw and Mrs. Graywulff are not at home while these were posted. However when they get home will we ever here from the husbands again?

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Oct 20, 2019 21:31:55   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Backs to the wall. Maybe!

Hopefully!

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Oct 20, 2019 21:35:50   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
plumbob wrote:
One can tell Mrs. Hacksaw and Mrs. Graywulff are not at home while these were posted. However when they get home will we ever here from the husbands again?
Sadly Mrs. Graywulff went Home 10 years ago. So I am not restrained in that respect. However she would have had more fun with this than I.

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Oct 20, 2019 21:54:18   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Graywulff I knew that when posted, but I also know she is still with you in so many ways. As long as she is still laughing from above I will count on many more replies from you my friend.

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Oct 20, 2019 21:55:56   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
plumbob wrote:
Graywulff I knew that when posted, but I also know she is still with you in so many ways. As long as she is still laughing from above I will count on many more replies from you my friend.


I can do that PB I don't get the beatings anymore.😃😃😃

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Oct 21, 2019 07:12:34   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
Just when ya think ya got-em figured out everything changes? Like the wind, can be all over the place but so fun to try and figure out! Still amusing no matter what comes next?

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Oct 21, 2019 07:15:15   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Just when ya think ya got-em figured out everything changes? Like the wind, can be all over the place but so fun to try and figure out! Still amusing no matter what comes next?
Most fascinating creature on earth is a woman.

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Oct 21, 2019 07:57:15   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
Most fascinating creature on earth is a woman.


Amen!

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Oct 21, 2019 13:38:07   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
One day while walking the shore Eastern came upon a bottle in the sand. He picked it up and as he brushed the sand and dirt off it a genie appeared. The genie said, " Young man, I'm old and tired, I will grant you one wish." Eastern thought and thought and finally said, " I have always wanted to take a trip to Hawaii but I get seasick and I'm afraid of flying so build me a bridge so I can drive." The genie replied," That's a really tough one, isn't there some thing else I could do that might be a little easier?" After a little more thought Eastern replied," Ok, I want to know everything there is to know about women." The genie answered," Two lane, four lane, concrete or asphalt?"
One day while walking the shore Eastern came upon ... (show quote)

the Genie knew when to fold and walk away

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Oct 21, 2019 13:40:28   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
We should all take a lesson from him!

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Oct 21, 2019 14:47:11   #
FixorFish Loc: SW Oregon
 
Let me know when construction is completed on that bridge....We can take my rig & I'll drive !

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