One day while walking the shore Eastern came upon a bottle in the sand. He picked it up and as he brushed the sand and dirt off it a genie appeared. The genie said, " Young man, I'm old and tired, I will grant you one wish." Eastern thought and thought and finally said, " I have always wanted to take a trip to Hawaii but I get seasick and I'm afraid of flying so build me a bridge so I can drive." The genie replied," That's a really tough one, isn't there some thing else I could do that might be a little easier?" After a little more thought Eastern replied," Ok, I want to know everything there is to know about women." The genie answered," Two lane, four lane, concrete or asphalt?"
And life has never been the same since!
One can tell Mrs. Hacksaw and Mrs. Graywulff are not at home while these were posted. However when they get home will we ever here from the husbands again?
Backs to the wall. Maybe!
Hopefully!
plumbob wrote:
One can tell Mrs. Hacksaw and Mrs. Graywulff are not at home while these were posted. However when they get home will we ever here from the husbands again?
Sadly Mrs. Graywulff went Home 10 years ago. So I am not restrained in that respect. However she would have had more fun with this than I.
Graywulff I knew that when posted, but I also know she is still with you in so many ways. As long as she is still laughing from above I will count on many more replies from you my friend.
plumbob wrote:
Graywulff I knew that when posted, but I also know she is still with you in so many ways. As long as she is still laughing from above I will count on many more replies from you my friend.
I can do that PB I don't get the beatings anymore.😃😃😃
Just when ya think ya got-em figured out everything changes? Like the wind, can be all over the place but so fun to try and figure out! Still amusing no matter what comes next?
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Just when ya think ya got-em figured out everything changes? Like the wind, can be all over the place but so fun to try and figure out! Still amusing no matter what comes next?
Most fascinating creature on earth is a woman.
Graywulff wrote:
One day while walking the shore Eastern came upon a bottle in the sand. He picked it up and as he brushed the sand and dirt off it a genie appeared. The genie said, " Young man, I'm old and tired, I will grant you one wish." Eastern thought and thought and finally said, " I have always wanted to take a trip to Hawaii but I get seasick and I'm afraid of flying so build me a bridge so I can drive." The genie replied," That's a really tough one, isn't there some thing else I could do that might be a little easier?" After a little more thought Eastern replied," Ok, I want to know everything there is to know about women." The genie answered," Two lane, four lane, concrete or asphalt?"
One day while walking the shore Eastern came upon ... (
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the Genie knew when to fold and walk away
We should all take a lesson from him!
Let me know when construction is completed on that bridge....We can take my rig & I'll drive !
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