Wulffy boards an airplane
Oct 14, 2019 11:58:24 #
Wulffy boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
Wulffy swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?"wulffy said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," wulffy said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba...
She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
Wulffy swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?"wulffy said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," wulffy said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba...
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Oct 14, 2019 12:20:28 #
badbobby wrote:
Absolutely beats the heck out of Mikey!!!!!! I love it. Where can I find this lady😂Wulffy boarded an airplane and took his seat. As h... (show quote)
Oct 14, 2019 12:24:01 #
Graywulff wrote:
Absolutely beats the heck out of Mikey!!!!!! I love it. Where can I find this lady😂
find her?
you sat beside her!!
Oct 14, 2019 12:25:46 #
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Oct 14, 2019 12:37:14 #
Sorry Gray/ Bubba, she is one of the two we all have been looking for. Those 2 girls fishin. You know the ones that live in Teaserville, county of brokenheart,
Oct 14, 2019 12:38:49 #
I can't even spell your real forum name right.
But I can remember TGBubba.
I think.
But I can remember TGBubba.
I think.
Oct 14, 2019 12:39:31 #
plumbob wrote:
Sorry Gray/ Bubba, she is one of the two we all have been looking for. Those 2 girls fishin. You know the ones that live in Teaserville, county of brokenheart,
Often heard of but rarely seen.
Oct 14, 2019 12:40:51 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Much nicer than some of the things I've been called for sure. I answer to most anything these days.I can't even spell your real forum name right.
But I can remember TGBubba.
I think.
But I can remember TGBubba.
I think.
Oct 14, 2019 12:42:48 #
Graywulff wrote:
Much nicer than some of the things I've been called for sure. I answer to most anything these days.
Understand that all to well. TGB
Oct 14, 2019 14:29:29 #
Oct 14, 2019 14:46:05 #
Garry wrote:
That would definitely be living the dream. Thanks GerryOct 14, 2019 14:49:39 #
Graywulff wrote:
That would definitely be living the dream. Thanks Gerry
TGB
you the man?
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