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Oct 12, 2019 12:05:53   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Bill Byrd was walking along the beach one day over at Nags Head NC when he came upon two fisherman by the name of Graywullf and Smokypig, pulling another man known as jrchop ashore on the end of a rope.

"That's what I like to see," said Bill Byrd, "A man helping his fellow man."

As he was walking away, Graywullf remarked to Smokypig "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."

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Oct 12, 2019 12:21:31   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Bill Byrd was walking along the beach one day over at Nags Head NC when he came upon two fisherman by the name of Graywullf and Smokypig, pulling another man known as jrchop ashore on the end of a rope.

"That's what I like to see," said Bill Byrd, "A man helping his fellow man."

As he was walking away, Graywullf remarked to Smokypig "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."

was that outta the pb joke book?

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Oct 12, 2019 13:20:01   #
jrchop Loc: Comanche Oklahoma
 
Well ya got to a man some credit for trying, don't ya?

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Oct 12, 2019 13:41:30   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
was that outta the pb joke book?


Well it sure wouldn't be from memory. Those days are well behind me.

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Oct 12, 2019 17:11:56   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Well it sure wouldn't be from memory. Those days are well behind me.


heck you ain't there yet
jus wait'll you do get there

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Oct 12, 2019 19:05:35   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
You are so right. Just occasional what was I doing forgets for now. Trying to keep as mentally active as possible before the Oldtimers block does kick in. Well at least everything will be new again.

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Oct 12, 2019 20:10:37   #
jrchop Loc: Comanche Oklahoma
 
Thing about old timers disease is you wake up in a different world every day but the same ole creeky bones though

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Oct 12, 2019 23:46:31   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
With them conditions, you get to make the same new friends every day.

That kind of trolling works well for blue crabs and stingrays, too.

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Oct 13, 2019 10:12:05   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
I have some ointment for those bite marks jrchop. Funny how sharks let go when they get close to shore! I've known trout like that! Plumbob, WHEN THE MEMORY GOES, FORGET IT. LOL

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Oct 13, 2019 12:48:39   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
Is it Aunt Mazie's ointment? I hear that is good for colds, moles, tightness about the chest and makes childbirth a pleasure...

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Oct 13, 2019 12:52:11   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Smokypig wrote:
Is it Aunt Mazie's ointment? I hear that is good for colds, moles, tightness about the chest and makes childbirth a pleasure...
Where can I get some? I've never had the pleasure of birthing a child. I have had the pleasure of making a couple but never birthing them.

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Oct 13, 2019 12:56:29   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Another side of Graywulff has emerged. Do you want that conch shell delivered or will that be carry out in order to make that change?

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Oct 13, 2019 13:00:25   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
plumbob wrote:
Another side of Graywulff has emerged. Do you want that conch shell delivered or will that be carry out in order to make that change?
it's the full moon. Always makes me a little weird I guess. I'll do carry out on the shell if it comes with a jar of ointment.

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Oct 13, 2019 13:04:38   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Smoky how do we purchase Aunt Mazie's ointment? Gray is going to make history.

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Oct 13, 2019 13:22:56   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
Well, see...Aunt Mazie's is not all that easy to find. Don't think it does much with Conch shells, maybe welks, but probably not conchs. We used to use it to repair car headliners. Treat em with Aunt Mazie's and they will never rust, rot, wear, tear, rip run, or ravel.

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