Eastern,plumbob and Flyguy Die and try to enter heaven
Oct 8, 2019 13:20:02 #
Eastern,plumbob and Flyguy were on their way to Heaven.
God told them the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and on every 5th step He’d tell them a joke. But, they must not laugh or else they couldn’t enter heaven.
Eastern went first and started laughing on the 65th step, so he could not enter Heaven.
plumbob went next and started laughing on the 320th step, so he could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was Flyguy’s turn. When he got to the 999th step, he started laughing.
“Why are you laughing?” God asked. “I didn’t tell a joke.”
“I know,” Flyguy replied. “I just got the first one.”
God told them the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and on every 5th step He’d tell them a joke. But, they must not laugh or else they couldn’t enter heaven.
Eastern went first and started laughing on the 65th step, so he could not enter Heaven.
plumbob went next and started laughing on the 320th step, so he could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was Flyguy’s turn. When he got to the 999th step, he started laughing.
“Why are you laughing?” God asked. “I didn’t tell a joke.”
“I know,” Flyguy replied. “I just got the first one.”
Oct 8, 2019 13:24:31 #
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Oct 8, 2019 14:19:04 #
Oh no, telling blonde jokes now Oh yea I can say that because when I had a head full of hair, it was blonde. But it not only made me laugh, my wife enjoyed it also. Happy fishing
Oct 8, 2019 14:39:53 #
Blonde joke jr? Am I missing something here? Am I in heaven and no one told me?
Nice one BB, Flyguy must still have his blonde hair.
Nice one BB, Flyguy must still have his blonde hair.
Oct 8, 2019 14:42:10 #
Have heard some dye blonde hair another color.
aka: artificial intelligence
aka: artificial intelligence
Oct 8, 2019 14:58:31 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Have heard some dye blonde hair another color.
aka: artificial intelligence
aka: artificial intelligence
I admit stealin it from a blonde joke
but I din't mention any hair color
Oct 8, 2019 15:09:58 #
Oct 8, 2019 15:12:13 #
jrchop wrote:
I think sometimes I'm the dumb blond everyone refers to lol
Thought you said it was gone?
Oct 8, 2019 15:16:15 #
Oct 8, 2019 15:17:39 #
Ok.
The only other way to tell maybe is if you needed a shot in the behind.
The only other way to tell maybe is if you needed a shot in the behind.
Oct 9, 2019 07:36:22 #
Oct 9, 2019 11:03:21 #
Oct 9, 2019 11:09:40 #
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Good timing for punch line. Towheads unite?
Discrimination?
Oct 9, 2019 11:11:35 #
john1470 wrote:
Me likes ur jokes - keep em coming!
He is an equal opportunity offender all in fun and laughs though.
There are some others trying to give him a run for his money.
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