Bd got up and put on his coat and headed for the door
"And just where do you think you're goin Bd"?asked his wife
"I'm goin to see my Dr "replied Bd
His wife exclaims"OH dear,Are you sick honey"?
"Nope"answers Bd"I'm gonna get me sum a them 'viagra pills'"
So Bd's wife jumps up and grabs her coat
"Now where are you goin"queried BD
She replied
"I"m goin to the Dr too.If you are gonna start usin that rusty ol thing,I'm gonna get a tetnus shot"
" rusty old thing " can't get much lower.
TMI
That would be your call.
Rust is just another term for iron.
Might be as bad as Hong Kong Dong, now that's pretty bad. Lol
Some day I will tell you the story about Hong Kong Dong I believe you will find it amusing
jrchop wrote:
Some day I will tell you the story about Hong Kong Dong I believe you will find it amusing
Today would be a good day.
My neighbor, the man who would sleep with any one,went to the dr.. he told the dr. He had a problem with his Johnson, dr. Looked at it and stated son, you have Hong Kong dong. The man asked what can you do about it? The dr. Stated, son all I can do is remove it. The man infuriated jumps up and hollers hell no. So he goes to another reputable dr. He explains again to this dr. And dr looks at it, and states, son you have Hong Kong Dong, again he asked what can you do? The dr. Informs him the only thing that can be done is remove it. Again he jumps up and says Hell no. So he hears about this Chinese dr that specializes in Hong Kong Dong. He makes an appointment, and goes in and dr takes a close look at it, and clearly tells him of his disease. The neighbor calmly asks dr what he can do? He goes on to say how the other dr's wanted to chop it off. Chinese dr says chop, chop, chop all American dr's want to do is chop. So he asks dr what he is going to do. Dr states nothing, in confusion he asked why? And dr clearly states, wait two weeks, it will fall off on it's own.
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