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Oct 8, 2019 12:16:33   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Bd got up and put on his coat and headed for the door
"And just where do you think you're goin Bd"?asked his wife
"I'm goin to see my Dr "replied Bd
His wife exclaims"OH dear,Are you sick honey"?
"Nope"answers Bd"I'm gonna get me sum a them 'viagra pills'"
So Bd's wife jumps up and grabs her coat
"Now where are you goin"queried BD
She replied
"I"m goin to the Dr too.If you are gonna start usin that rusty ol thing,I'm gonna get a tetnus shot"



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Oct 8, 2019 12:27:58   #
Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas
 
Now that’s funny!

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Oct 8, 2019 13:56:01   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
She has a point.

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Oct 8, 2019 14:49:36   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
" rusty old thing " can't get much lower.

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Oct 8, 2019 14:50:35   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Falls off

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Oct 8, 2019 15:22:48   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
With a Thud or a Doink?

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Oct 8, 2019 15:26:55   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
TMI

That would be your call.

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Oct 9, 2019 07:30:02   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
That`s just rusty!

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Oct 9, 2019 15:59:38   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
Rust is just another term for iron.

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Oct 9, 2019 16:05:36   #
jrchop Loc: Comanche Oklahoma
 
Might be as bad as Hong Kong Dong, now that's pretty bad. Lol

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Oct 9, 2019 17:04:31   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
Or ping pong balls

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Oct 9, 2019 17:16:26   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Smokypig wrote:
Rust is just another term for iron.


Has been Iron

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Oct 9, 2019 19:30:09   #
jrchop Loc: Comanche Oklahoma
 
Some day I will tell you the story about Hong Kong Dong I believe you will find it amusing

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Oct 9, 2019 20:52:15   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
jrchop wrote:
Some day I will tell you the story about Hong Kong Dong I believe you will find it amusing


Today would be a good day.

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Oct 10, 2019 00:03:38   #
jrchop Loc: Comanche Oklahoma
 
My neighbor, the man who would sleep with any one,went to the dr.. he told the dr. He had a problem with his Johnson, dr. Looked at it and stated son, you have Hong Kong dong. The man asked what can you do about it? The dr. Stated, son all I can do is remove it. The man infuriated jumps up and hollers hell no. So he goes to another reputable dr. He explains again to this dr. And dr looks at it, and states, son you have Hong Kong Dong, again he asked what can you do? The dr. Informs him the only thing that can be done is remove it. Again he jumps up and says Hell no. So he hears about this Chinese dr that specializes in Hong Kong Dong. He makes an appointment, and goes in and dr takes a close look at it, and clearly tells him of his disease. The neighbor calmly asks dr what he can do? He goes on to say how the other dr's wanted to chop it off. Chinese dr says chop, chop, chop all American dr's want to do is chop. So he asks dr what he is going to do. Dr states nothing, in confusion he asked why? And dr clearly states, wait two weeks, it will fall off on it's own.

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