Architect,Doctor and a Lawyer chatting.
The architect, the Doctor and theLawyer were sitting around each with their special dogs. Architechs says his dog is smarter than the other two and assigns him to take a pile of bones and build a bridge and the dog builds a grand bridge. Doctor tells his dog Ortho to take the bones and do his best trick; the dog built a perfect human skeleton. The Lawyer says y'all aint seen nothing and so he tells his dog, Shyster to do his trick. Shyster runs over, screws both the other dawgs, grabs up all the bones and hauls ass.
1 lawyer in a town, will starve to death, 2 lawyers in a town and they'll both be rich...
I was visiting my neighbor and I had the urge to pass gas hoping it wouldn't make a sound, I squeezed it out, and it rocked the walls. Now Joe spoke to his dog rover by yelling ROVER, now I thought wow he thought it was his dog, then it hit me again and I gently squeezed it slowly and this one made the roof shake. Again he yelled ROVER, I thought dang, I'm in the clear. Again the urge come over me, and I knew he was thinking it was rover so I just let it RIP causing much disbelief in the room when, Joe calmly spoke to his dog Rover get away from jrchop before you get some of that on you.
Judge32 wrote:
The architect, the Doctor and theLawyer were sitting around each with their special dogs. Architechs says his dog is smarter than the other two and assigns him to take a pile of bones and build a bridge and the dog builds a grand bridge. Doctor tells his dog Ortho to take the bones and do his best trick; the dog built a perfect human skeleton. The Lawyer says y'all aint seen nothing and so he tells his dog, Shyster to do his trick. Shyster runs over, screws both the other dawgs, grabs up all the bones and hauls ass.
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Hauled his owner off too?
Strong dog.
They say a Good dog will do that!
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