badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, 'I'd like to buy a horth' he says to the owner of the farm. 'What sort of horse?' said the owner. 'A female horth' the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. 'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her eyeth?' So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. 'Nithe eyeth.', says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her teeth?' Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. Nithe teeth.... Can I see her earth...?' the dwarf says. The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. 'Nithe earth.' He says, 'Now...can I see her twot?' The owner, not sure if he heard correctly, replies 'Her what?' 'Twot, can I see her twot,' the dwarf says. The owner losing his patience picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head up to the horses butt . He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says: 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

So bad.

in a good way.

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

Ooooh boy.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Cant be me I am to tall to be a dwarf by some standards anyway.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

BB, you had me at dwarf with a lisp. Chuckled and then a laugh. Good one my friend.

plumbob

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

BB I am eternally grateful. That's funny!!!!!!

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Hope no one has a little person complex.

catfish catcher

cool, that's a gooden

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Horse got a colonoscopy.

Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL

Wun good chuckle!