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bahm makes his first confession
Aug 29, 2019 12:37:05   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
bahm goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, he’d been in the bar when he met a young woman. “Maybe 22,” he says. “A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.”

“Yes,” says the priest, “Lust is a dangerous sin, my son.”

“There’s more,” says bahm. “We went back to her place and made passionate love for hours.”



The priest pauses. “And how long has it been since your last confession?”

“I’ve never come. This is my first.”

“How come this your first confession?”

“I’m Assembly of God

“Then… why are you telling me all this?”



“Telling you? I’m telling everyone!”

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Aug 30, 2019 22:29:08   #
Victorious
 
Don’t get it

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Aug 30, 2019 22:36:57   #
Joey L
 
I had a pet monkey once and took him to the bar with me. We had a few beers and we're having a great time when all of a sudden he walked over to the pool table picked up the eight ball popped it in his mouth and swallowed it. Everybody was pissed and they threw us out.
I went back about six months later and they let us in but wouldn't give my monkey any beers. But they did bring him over a bowl of grapes. He picked one bent over and stuck it right up his ass and then ate it. Everyone was really grossed out and asked WTF. I had to tell them that since the eight ball incident he measures everything he eats.

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Aug 31, 2019 12:22:04   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Joey L wrote:
I had a pet monkey once and took him to the bar with me. We had a few beers and we're having a great time when all of a sudden he walked over to the pool table picked up the eight ball popped it in his mouth and swallowed it. Everybody was pissed and they threw us out.
I went back about six months later and they let us in but wouldn't give my monkey any beers. But they did bring him over a bowl of grapes. He picked one bent over and stuck it right up his ass and then ate it. Everyone was really grossed out and asked WTF. I had to tell them that since the eight ball incident he measures everything he eats.
I had a pet monkey once and took him to the bar wi... (show quote)



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Aug 31, 2019 12:23:30   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Victorious wrote:
Don’t get it


don't feel bad Vic
he prolly didn't get it either

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Sep 19, 2019 21:32:40   #
TWalker Loc: Leland, NC
 
Victorious wrote:
Don’t get it


He’s bragging!

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Sep 20, 2019 10:40:40   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
TWalker wrote:
He’s bragging!


heck I'd be renting bill boards

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Sep 24, 2019 13:12:09   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
don't feel bad Vic
he prolly didn't get it either


LOL

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Nov 19, 2019 18:20:40   #
Dennisjj Loc: Kinston N.C.
 
Ok

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Nov 19, 2019 18:22:55   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
heck I'd be renting bill boards


More like national adds on tv.

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