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Jun 9, 2023 16:45:14   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
A young boy came running from the kitchen “Dad, dad, what is sex? “

Baffled at his words, the Dad lifted his boy, kissed him and said: “Look, first God made the earth, then he made mountains, rivers, trees, birds. Then God made men like me, women like your mom, then they wanted kids. So God gave them hands, legs, arms, eyes, nose, reproductive organs and everything. So, when we use them it's called sex. And that's why we have cute little kids like you. Understood?

His son answered, “Yes Dad”

Dad hugged him, then asked “But why did you ask? “

The kid replied “Mumma told me to tell you dinner will be ready in a couple of secs.

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Jun 9, 2023 18:07:58   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
Better answer than "Go ask your Mom. :-)

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Jun 10, 2023 08:23:03   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Cute!

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Jun 10, 2023 09:24:44   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL

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Jun 10, 2023 15:07:48   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A young boy came running from the kitchen “Dad, dad, what is sex? “

Baffled at his words, the Dad lifted his boy, kissed him and said: “Look, first God made the earth, then he made mountains, rivers, trees, birds. Then God made men like me, women like your mom, then they wanted kids. So God gave them hands, legs, arms, eyes, nose, reproductive organs and everything. So, when we use them it's called sex. And that's why we have cute little kids like you. Understood?

His son answered, “Yes Dad”

Dad hugged him, then asked “But why did you ask? “

The kid replied “Mumma told me to tell you dinner will be ready in a couple of secs.
A young boy came running from the kitchen “Dad, da... (show quote)


👌🤪👍didn't see that one coming

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Jun 11, 2023 16:42:40   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A young boy came running from the kitchen “Dad, dad, what is sex? “

Baffled at his words, the Dad lifted his boy, kissed him and said: “Look, first God made the earth, then he made mountains, rivers, trees, birds. Then God made men like me, women like your mom, then they wanted kids. So God gave them hands, legs, arms, eyes, nose, reproductive organs and everything. So, when we use them it's called sex. And that's why we have cute little kids like you. Understood?

His son answered, “Yes Dad”

Dad hugged him, then asked “But why did you ask? “

The kid replied “Mumma told me to tell you dinner will be ready in a couple of secs.
A young boy came running from the kitchen “Dad, da... (show quote)

As long as it took Dad to explain that, I’m thinking Dinner might have been Cold.🤔😁

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