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Jun 9, 2023 14:41:30   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
A six year old Plumbob setup a lemonade stand and placed a cardboard sign on it that said, $1 million dollars for one glass of lemonade. Little Plumbob sit there all day as car's and people passed his stand.

When a wealthy businessman, with a concerned look and question asked, Son you ain't never gonna sell one glass of lemonade for $1 million dollars! Little Plumbob came right back with, You wanna bet?! The old rich man said, just ain't no way.. Shake on it little Plumbob yelled! The wealth old man grabbed a glass of lemonade and gulps it down... Not bad at all, but I won't pay you $1 million dollars for a second glass of lemonade.. Plumbob shake's his head, that first glass had had a lethal dose of cyanide in it.. the old man's eye's crossed, oops! Plumbob says, the one I'm holding in my hand has the antidote for the poison and it's $1 million dollars, plus $1 million dollars for betting me you'd never pay $1 million dollars for a glass of lemonade! Plumbob said, you better hurry to the bank before they close? Cause I want cash!!! 🤣

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Jun 9, 2023 14:52:55   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
I didn't know Plum had a dark side.

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Jun 9, 2023 15:22:37   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
mistred64 wrote:
I didn't know Plum had a dark side.


Dark side? Just good business sense. Smart boy, smart man. Every body jealous of especially that guy Troy

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Jun 9, 2023 15:32:42   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Frank romero wrote:
Dark side? Just good business sense. Smart boy, smart man. Every body jealous of especially that guy Troy


Well Troy is Troy. But don't get on his dark side.

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Jun 9, 2023 15:58:33   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
Passingbye wrote:
A six year old Plumbob setup a lemonade stand and placed a cardboard sign on it that said, $1 million dollars for one glass of lemonade. Little Plumbob sit there all day as car's and people passed his stand.

When a wealthy businessman, with a concerned look and question asked, Son you ain't never gonna sell one glass of lemonade for $1 million dollars! Little Plumbob came right back with, You wanna bet?! The old rich man said, just ain't no way.. Shake on it little Plumbob yelled! The wealth old man grabbed a glass of lemonade and gulps it down... Not bad at all, but I won't pay you $1 million dollars for a second glass of lemonade.. Plumbob shake's his head, that first glass had had a lethal dose of cyanide in it.. the old man's eye's crossed, oops! Plumbob says, the one I'm holding in my hand has the antidote for the poison and it's $1 million dollars, plus $1 million dollars for betting me you'd never pay $1 million dollars for a glass of lemonade! Plumbob said, you better hurry to the bank before they close? Cause I want cash!!! 🤣
A six year old Plumbob setup a lemonade stand and ... (show quote)


Has anyone heard the joke about the hair lip, toothbrush salesman?

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Jun 9, 2023 16:06:31   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Passingbye wrote:
A six year old Plumbob setup a lemonade stand and placed a cardboard sign on it that said, $1 million dollars for one glass of lemonade. Little Plumbob sit there all day as car's and people passed his stand.

When a wealthy businessman, with a concerned look and question asked, Son you ain't never gonna sell one glass of lemonade for $1 million dollars! Little Plumbob came right back with, You wanna bet?! The old rich man said, just ain't no way.. Shake on it little Plumbob yelled! The wealth old man grabbed a glass of lemonade and gulps it down... Not bad at all, but I won't pay you $1 million dollars for a second glass of lemonade.. Plumbob shake's his head, that first glass had had a lethal dose of cyanide in it.. the old man's eye's crossed, oops! Plumbob says, the one I'm holding in my hand has the antidote for the poison and it's $1 million dollars, plus $1 million dollars for betting me you'd never pay $1 million dollars for a glass of lemonade! Plumbob said, you better hurry to the bank before they close? Cause I want cash!!! 🤣
A six year old Plumbob setup a lemonade stand and ... (show quote)


With that 2 million plum purchased a sheep farm and lived happily ever after.

And here Troy brags about being Rich.

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Jun 9, 2023 17:34:43   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Good for you Plum. How big is that shed and how many sheep do you keep in there? You have room for OZ and maybe even Doug? I'm thinking your shed is bigger than some of our houses and maybe your lucky Troy keeps you in there, I mean your lucky Troy has given you such a nice place to live.

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Jun 9, 2023 18:34:05   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
Randyhartford wrote:
Has anyone heard the joke about the hair lip, toothbrush salesman?


All the intellectuals want to know so tell us

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Jun 9, 2023 18:46:24   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
I want to hear the one about those no tears onions Troy planet or those flying pig's or the little fish that couldn't breathe underwater?

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Jun 9, 2023 19:23:27   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
mistred64 wrote:
Good for you Plum. How big is that shed and how many sheep do you keep in there? You have room for OZ and maybe even Doug? I'm thinking your shed is bigger than some of our houses and maybe your lucky Troy keeps you in there, I mean your lucky Troy has given you such a nice place to live.


Ed next time Old Troy post a pic of his garden it will give you an idea as to the size. Bunk beds for Doug and myself when he doesn't smell like he's been burning in the fields. As for Oz, I just picked up an army cot with a foam cushion for him. Only the best for a good friend.

Now about those sheep you mention. The # varies on the exterior temperature and the # of guest. It can get a little wild in there around shearing time.

In regards to being Lucky, Yes, Troy is lucky for my cheap labor fee and that I haven't turned him in for renting without a license in this un heated, un air conditioned, hole ridden roof, spackle bucket toilet of a structure he dares to call a shed.

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Jun 9, 2023 19:58:03   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
plumbob wrote:
Ed next time Old Troy post a pic of his garden it will give you an idea as to the size. Bunk beds for Doug and myself when he doesn't smell like he's been burning in the fields. As for Oz, I just picked up an army cot with a foam cushion for him. Only the best for a good friend.

Now about those sheep you mention. The # varies on the exterior temperature and the # of guest. It can get a little wild in there around shearing time.

In regards to being Lucky, Yes, Troy is lucky for my cheap labor fee and that I haven't turned him in for renting without a license in this un heated, un air conditioned, hole ridden roof, spackle bucket toilet of a structure he dares to call a shed.
Ed next time Old Troy post a pic of his garden it ... (show quote)


At least you have internet. Have a good evening Plum and Troy and all the rest.

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Jun 9, 2023 21:05:05   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
Good night Jimbob!

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Jun 10, 2023 09:23:39   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL

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Jun 10, 2023 10:49:33   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
How does a hair lip dog bark chasing car's? Mark! Mark Mark!! When a squirrel crosses the street? mark,mark,mark,mark,mark!

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Jun 10, 2023 11:02:54   #
MoJoe Loc: Springfield, MO
 
plumbob wrote:
Ed next time Old Troy post a pic of his garden it will give you an idea as to the size. Bunk beds for Doug and myself when he doesn't smell like he's been burning in the fields. As for Oz, I just picked up an army cot with a foam cushion for him. Only the best for a good friend.

Now about those sheep you mention. The # varies on the exterior temperature and the # of guest. It can get a little wild in there around shearing time.

In regards to being Lucky, Yes, Troy is lucky for my cheap labor fee and that I haven't turned him in for renting without a license in this un heated, un air conditioned, hole ridden roof, spackle bucket toilet of a structure he dares to call a shed.
Ed next time Old Troy post a pic of his garden it ... (show quote)


It's my understanding the Troy didn't need to put in house amenities in the shed since he considered it a commercial lease.
....... What with the sheep and everything.

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