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WOMEN. Man's best friend
Jun 8, 2023 15:27:35   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...








No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that stuff.

Never mind.

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Jun 8, 2023 15:55:46   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
I was getting teary eyed, and then...

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Jun 8, 2023 16:25:28   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
EasternOZ wrote:
WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...








No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that stuff.

Never mind.
WOMEN br A real woman is a man's best frien... (show quote)


Goooood one OZ.

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Jun 8, 2023 18:40:21   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Soooo close!

My Wife loved that one, too!

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Jun 8, 2023 19:02:14   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Its becoming apparent ... I may need a new woman...

or a bottle!

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Jun 8, 2023 19:25:11   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Its becoming apparent ... I may need a new woman...

or a bottle!


Just don't rub the bottle

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Jun 8, 2023 19:34:10   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...








No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that stuff.

Never mind.
WOMEN br A real woman is a man's best frien... (show quote)


You mean it's not an ewe? Dang gone it.

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Jun 8, 2023 19:37:46   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
You mean it's not an ewe? Dang gone it.


Different strokes for different folks

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Jun 8, 2023 19:39:12   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Just don't rub the bottle


NEVER!! 😱

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Jun 9, 2023 10:33:08   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL

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Jun 9, 2023 18:19:57   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
mistred64 wrote:
I was getting teary eyed, and then...


Definitely had me going.

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