WOMEN. Man's best friend
Jun 8, 2023 15:27:35 #
WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that stuff.
Never mind.
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that stuff.
Never mind.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:02:14 #
Its becoming apparent ... I may need a new woman...
or a bottle!
or a bottle!
Jun 8, 2023 19:25:11 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Its becoming apparent ... I may need a new woman...
or a bottle!
or a bottle!
Just don't rub the bottle
Jun 8, 2023 19:34:10 #
EasternOZ wrote:
WOMEN br A real woman is a man's best frien... (show quote)
You mean it's not an ewe? Dang gone it.
Jun 8, 2023 19:37:46 #
plumbob wrote:
You mean it's not an ewe? Dang gone it.
Different strokes for different folks
Jun 8, 2023 19:39:12 #
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Jun 9, 2023 18:19:57 #
mistred64 wrote:
I was getting teary eyed, and then...
Definitely had me going.
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