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Jun 5, 2023 17:27:48   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers.

5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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Jun 5, 2023 17:53:16   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Yes Sir!

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Jun 5, 2023 19:58:07   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers.

5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands beco... (show quote)

So true ๐Ÿ‘

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Jun 6, 2023 05:43:11   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
 
plumbob wrote:
1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers.

5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands beco... (show quote)



Yup, itโ€™s true.

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Jun 6, 2023 09:36:07   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
These have really been good. thanks for sharing

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Jun 6, 2023 10:02:02   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Papa Jack wrote:
These have really been good. thanks for sharing


Sure thing PJ just passing time before Bald Eagle.

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Jun 6, 2023 17:51:18   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
plumbob wrote:
1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers.

5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands beco... (show quote)



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Jun 6, 2023 19:23:42   #
RIVERBOTTOM Loc: south east texas
 
#2 HAS GOT ME TWICE THIS WEEK AND ITS ONLY TUESDAY

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Jun 6, 2023 19:32:01   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
RIVERBOTTOM wrote:
#2 HAS GOT ME TWICE THIS WEEK AND ITS ONLY TUESDAY


But were you able to retrieve the item?

Hang in there RB, Murphy will be your helper tomorrow.

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Jun 9, 2023 10:20:28   #
RIVERBOTTOM Loc: south east texas
 
FOUND ONLY ONE. THE OTHER WAS A KEEPER THAT HOLDS THE WHEEL ON AN AXLE OF A MOWER. IT ZOOMED OFF AND INTO THE GRASS SOMEWHERE. DID NOT HAVE ANOTHER---BUT LOWES DID.

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