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Mar 24, 2023 17:00:04   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
The old couple stood before the family court judge asking for a divorce.

“I can't believe this” the judge said. I see here that you are ninety-nine, your wife is ninety-eight. The two of you have been married for eighty years. Why get divorced now?”

The old man replied, “We didn't want to upset the children, so we waited until they were dead.”

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Mar 24, 2023 17:10:26   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
The old couple stood before the family court judge asking for a divorce.

“I can't believe this” the judge said. I see here that you are ninety-nine, your wife is ninety-eight. The two of you have been married for eighty years. Why get divorced now?”

The old man replied, “We didn't want to upset the children, so we waited until they were dead.”

Didn't expect that coming 😳

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Mar 24, 2023 18:06:45   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Could be lots of truth in that one

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Mar 24, 2023 18:37:45   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
The old couple stood before the family court judge asking for a divorce.

“I can't believe this” the judge said. I see here that you are ninety-nine, your wife is ninety-eight. The two of you have been married for eighty years. Why get divorced now?”

The old man replied, “We didn't want to upset the children, so we waited until they were dead.”


Makes sense to me, no fighting over the $$$$$

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Mar 25, 2023 00:02:40   #
Commander Bell Loc: Lafayette Indiana
 
Andy cacciatori wrote:
Didn't expect that coming 😳


Copy what Andy c said

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Mar 25, 2023 07:19:50   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
The old couple stood before the family court judge asking for a divorce.

“I can't believe this” the judge said. I see here that you are ninety-nine, your wife is ninety-eight. The two of you have been married for eighty years. Why get divorced now?”

The old man replied, “We didn't want to upset the children, so we waited until they were dead.”


Wait till she hits him up for alimony 🤪

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Mar 27, 2023 11:22:09   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
The old couple stood before the family court judge asking for a divorce.

“I can't believe this” the judge said. I see here that you are ninety-nine, your wife is ninety-eight. The two of you have been married for eighty years. Why get divorced now?”

The old man replied, “We didn't want to upset the children, so we waited until they were dead.”


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